ButternutSquash

Just one angry gourd in a social world of peppers and carrots!

[Truro Blue Jays Baseball Team - Cornwall, UK 〓〓 @TruroBaseballUK]

Immense!Congrats @baseballcanada! #BlueJays pitching in 4 win! Way 2 go @jeffwfrancis & @AndrewAlbers6 #OurHomePlate

[Baseball Sask @BaseballSask]

Great job Andrew Albers! Gold looks fantastic with Team Canada Red. #SummersPerfectGame @baseballcanada @BlueJays

[ButternutSquash @ButternutSqush]

Interesting take when Liberals have destroyed the province of Ontario & brought it down to worst ever credit rating https://t.co/TWGhOTLT0q

[Jim Cressman @Jim_Cressman]

Love @pmharper using our tax $s to pay for campaign ads disguised as messages from the Government of Canada @EdHolder_MP @SusanTruppe #shame

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I hope Jose Reyes feels good about that one. That was one of the worst plays I have ever seen

[ButternutSquash @ButternutSqush]

Hopefully @A_Sanch41 will shake the sand out of his vagina before Tuesday and start. #needja

[JobBeagle.ca @JobBeagleCA]

What do you think would happen if we all gave 10% of every dollar we made? We are going to find out! https://t.co/kURPC4gsD6

[JobBeagle.ca @JobBeagleCA]

Great ready!!! We go live Monday! 10% of all job posting packages purchased go to charity! Not just any charity, one of your choosing!

[JobBeagle.ca @JobBeagleCA]

Our goal is to have most affordable #job posting & #resume database access packages in Canada & to be of highest #SocialResponsibility

[EvelDick @EvelDick]

But wait!
They aren't done yet...
Another twistos twist has just unseated Sarah as winner & has given Brittnee all 9 votes, Brittnee wins!!

[EvelDick @EvelDick]

Update: Pili found her way out of the studio, but is stuck in the revolving door now #BBCAN3

[EvelDick @EvelDick]

Update: after being stuck in the revolving door for an hour, Pili came out back in the studio, threw up, looked at the ceiling & is quitting

[ButternutSquash @ButternutSqush]

@Wilnerness590 I can pitch and I can even catch a foul pop in the camera bay! Would you draft a lowly gourd like me?

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Where my Gourd damn homies at???

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@AndrewStoeten when he showed us all his Trumbo

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Kudos @bnicholsonsmith for breaking news...where's Davidi in all of this? Tell him to boot that Orlando hooker out of bed and get down there

[ButternutSquash @ButternutSqush]

SOURCE: My undercarriage and this hotel bedet closing in a 5 year deal #mlb #sparklingtaint

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Crazy day yesterday...cannot tell you how many times I rubbed one out after hearing Halladay signed as a #BlueJays and retired.

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@CaseyStern didn't you hear? Rajai Davis has spent his winter in a Denny's and gained 350 pounds! #slugger

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SOURCE: Cano's deal w the #Mariners includes the stuffed corpse of 'Eddie' from Frasier. Source confirms it was a deal breaker @JeffPassan

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Sources: Jays set to acquire new blackberries tonight from Rogers Plus store. #HotHotStove