Mr Puffy

|A quiet person, with a talkative mind|

[Mr Puffy @Butterpufff]

Start giving the same energy you receive, and see how many people will stop talking to you.

[Mr Puffy @Butterpufff]

Love is like the wind, you can't see it but you can feel it.
Nicholas Sparks_

[𝕭𝖊𝖆𝖚𝖙𝖞 𝖎𝖘 𝕻𝖆𝖎𝖓 🥀 @beautyispain88]

Some loves bloom like roses. Ours grew antlers and wandered into the forest.

[𝕭𝖊𝖆𝖚𝖙𝖞 𝖎𝖘 𝕻𝖆𝖎𝖓 🥀 @beautyispain88]

Myths and legends endure because they carry truths facts alone cannot hold.

[𝕭𝖊𝖆𝖚𝖙𝖞 𝖎𝖘 𝕻𝖆𝖎𝖓 🥀 @beautyispain88]

Some hearts beat. Hers beckons.

[𝕭𝖊𝖆𝖚𝖙𝖞 𝖎𝖘 𝕻𝖆𝖎𝖓 🥀 @beautyispain88]

You never need permission to think differently.

[𝕭𝖊𝖆𝖚𝖙𝖞 𝖎𝖘 𝕻𝖆𝖎𝖓 🥀 @beautyispain88]

My heart still believes in impossible timing.

[𝕭𝖊𝖆𝖚𝖙𝖞 𝖎𝖘 𝕻𝖆𝖎𝖓 🥀 @beautyispain88]

Men look ridiculously attractive when they drive and fix things.

[Lori @Cornjerker78]

Turns out my new bathroom air freshener scent “warm garlic bread” didn’t go over so well

[Lori @Cornjerker78]

Cooking competition

Me to judge: what’s wrong with it? I have just fudge for a meal all the time

[Lori @Cornjerker78]

“Got your nose”
doesn’t go over well at a clown convention

[Lori @Cornjerker78]

*sticks crazy straw into the opening of my neti pot before using*

See? I can be fun

[Lori @Cornjerker78]

You’re as cheerful as a serial killer’s storage unit

[Lori @Cornjerker78]

You have just made a powerful enemy
*gives you the cookie with only one chocolate chip*

[Lori @Cornjerker78]

Creep: look at that I made you smile

Me: that was gas

[Lori @Cornjerker78]

Me: I’d like to see these boots in a set of 3

Shoe salesman: ma’am you only have 2 feet

Me: that you can see

[Lori @Cornjerker78]

“Where are you going?”

Me: I’m going to go sparkle somebody with my wit

[Lori @Cornjerker78]

Are you an alarm clock? Cause I’m about to smack you on top of the head to silence you

[Lori @Cornjerker78]

Sends a voodoo doll with the crotch ripped out and a note saying “good luck on your vasectomy”

[Lori @Cornjerker78]

Cashier: have a good evening

Me grabbing sack containing toilet bowl cleaner: you know it

[Lori @Cornjerker78]

When you’re stuck in a car with someone who’s playing tunes you hate…that’s trap music