David Blancher

Founder of the ButterShot. World’s 1st Saturated Fat Injection. satire. Do not take my advice.

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@Braves Bart should be DH instead of Dom

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@BreedloveJack @BeaneaterB And that’s the first time he’s done that. Should be benched.

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@NewWildside @Braves Brother. There have been games solely won because Eli was in the lineup. Quit your nonsense.

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@ChoppinBravos Stop the Eli White hate. The only reason we one a game recently is because of him.

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@pray4loststars @ChoppinBravos Pride Night was what started the Mets collapse

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@mccrystal_alex 0-9. 30 games behind the Braves by end of June.

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Dom Smith’s incredible 12-pitch at-bat in its entirety:

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@Phillies It’s only one loss guys don’t worry. We caught a lot of ground on the Braves the past couple weeks!!

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@VelocityXtC @SportsTalkATL Yeah and Mateo has aura

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@omgsidewalks Blanche.

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@MLB @Phillies Surely they have to be close to catching the Braves …right???

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@YahooSports And look at the teams they have played…

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@MLB Wow that shit hit like crack.

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@StoolBaseball Yeah the only team with 20 wins and to not lose a series doesn’t deserve the #1 spot. Fucking retards.

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@Braves Where the fuck is Dom Smith

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@Girl64Saved @jksequoia @SamaHoole How do you know you aren’t high risk?

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@thegarybrecka Be careful. I did a macro dose of creatine and ended up losing all my pubic hair.

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@wilsonhlthcoach Would love to see a lipid panel and CAC score!!

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@SamaHoole Been in carnivore for 4 months now. Every time I use the bathroom it is straight blood. Bit concerned, but I know it’s my body adapting

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@thegarybrecka @PerfectAmino I ate these and got very sick. It made me shit green!