Dude beside me at the restaurant just told his wife that he cheated on her and she is crying loudly, over at my table it’s miller time though. #millertime
"Why do they do this? It must be some deep spiritual thing right?"
Spanish priest who has to deal with the unbelievable stink of pilgrims every year: "Um yeah its a spiritual thing"
Barkeep at the tavern in the far away village to which I have traveled: Hero, our town has been plagued by a Goblin Prince whose underlings have been terrorizing our villagers. His den lies eastward, beyond the wheat fields.
Me: ok do you have voodoo ranger
@NFL_DovKleiman You woulda made more money betting against this shit “lock.”
Like most- they will say anything because enough poor souls have paid for them to advertise. So not believe these people. One google search will show you THEY ARE DUMB AND WRONG.