A lonely Lobster

I'm a lobster looking for love.

[A lonely Lobster @Buttery_Lobster]

#follow me girls.

[A lonely Lobster @Buttery_Lobster]

I'm buttery for the ladies.. #hmugirls

[A lonely Lobster @Buttery_Lobster]

Even prostitutes won't go with me. Why do I have to be a lobster?! #asktwitter

[A lonely Lobster @Buttery_Lobster]

Love is all you need.

[A lonely Lobster @Buttery_Lobster]

I'm part of one direction! Date me girls.

[A lonely Lobster @Buttery_Lobster]

I'm so desperate I'll even date Justin Bieber if I have to..

[A lonely Lobster @Buttery_Lobster]

Any #girls interested in a handsome, red, strong lobster boyfriend? If so hit me up. I'm located in the Pacific Ocean.

[A lonely Lobster @Buttery_Lobster]

#GladIMet I haven't met anyone.. I guess nobody wants to be friends with a lobster.. #sad

[A lonely Lobster @Buttery_Lobster]

Any #girls want to go on a date with me? I'm so lonely..

[A lonely Lobster @Buttery_Lobster]

The morning. The search is quiet as I awaken. I look outside to see the familiar sight of a lobster trap. I sigh and go back inside.

[A lonely Lobster @Buttery_Lobster]

Here I sit at the bottom of the ocean. I wish for a better life. But in the end that cannot be, for I am just a Helpless Lobster.#thatslife