Buttrocious

Backwoods Twitter account. I like to scream at the firs.

[Buttrocious @Buttrocious]

Finally updated. Rudolf is still the same (6* Power/3* Speed), but now I have an MLB Super Creek for the taking. Enjoy!

[ꓕNIOԀꓤƎ⅁⅁Iꓤꓕ @Grxit]

The uniparty is coming to an end, and the future of politics won't be Republican vs. Democrat, but Nationalism vs. Communism

[Buttrocious @Buttrocious]

@KirscheVerstahl And no, this isn't Trump's fault either. Trump was a literal response to it, but they'll never admit that.

[Kirsche 🥥 🧁 @KirscheVerstahl]

They lost over 15 years ago and have been pushing the extremist policies ever since
This is the bed they made, these are the allies they chose, I don't want to hear shit about "democrat's fear"

If they come around to reality, good, but they are not an ally

[Matt Forney @mattforney]

Just watched CITIZEN VIGILANTE. This movie is complete trash and I won't be peer pressured by dumbshit influencers into praising it because "ZOMG IT'S ABOUT MASS IMMIGRATION!" *soyface*. Unironic example of where woke is more correct because this movie fails at almost every level.

The good (what little there is):

- Decent cinematography. Uwe Boll has improved in SOMETHING, at least. Nice wide angle shots, decent cuts (aside from the action scenes where it seems like they always switch angles a half-second before they should). Weird, inconsistent color grading; several of the scenes have this oversaturated green tint that make it look like a retarded version of THE MATRIX (example below).
- Decent acting, amazing when you consider the horrible screenplay. Armie Hammer gives the awful dialogue his all, which is the only thing that saves his performance from being a career ender.

The bad:

- Boll cannot write. At all. He makes George Lucas look like Paddy Chayefsky. Even calling the "dialogue" by that name is generous. It's monologuing. All of it. In every conversation Armie Hammer's character (don't remember his name) has, the person he's talking to assumes the role of the idiot in a Socratic dialogue. he lectures yoofs on why they shouldn't jump turnstiles, breaks away from fucking a hooker to complain about black mold on the walls (no really this happens), and at one point delivers an entire John Galt speech to a dude who's half-unconscious from a scopolamine injection. At the end of the movie, he calls the cop who's been hunting him and rants about "Islamic extremists" and the "woke left." Actually, this movie could be described as what might have happened had Ayn Rand read SIEGE. Boll has no theory of mind for libtards and Muslims and thus writes every antagonist character with zero nuance. Muslims are like, "Hehehe white bitches wear miniskirts, of COURSE they deserve rape!" This isn't good enough for a movie (particularly when Boll handles everything with the subtlety of the Tsar Bomba).
- Uwe Boll-isms that could have been removed if he was less of an arrogant halfwit convinced of his own genius. At the beginning of the movie, we're treated to a lovely panning shot of Zagreb before "EUROPE" appears in giant blocky letters, because Boll assumes the viewer is an idiot. There are multiple Croatian-language signs in the background. I KNOW this is Europe. Even if you've never been to Europe, you can tell by the signs that this is some Slavic country. Midway through, SWAT officers storm Armie Hammer's hideout and are confronted by a steel bunker with guns poking out. Do they take cover, throw a grenade, or perhaps drop a bomb on the building like the Philly PD did to MOVE? No, they try to SHOOT THROUGH THE STEEL and get gunned down like monsters in DOOM.
- There's no real plot. It's just Armie Hammer going around town killing nons, cops, and judges. There are what appear to be flash-forwards throughout the movie where Hammer is talking about his life as if he's in police custody, but the movie just ends with him metaphorically riding off into the sunset with no victory, no defeat, no consequences for his actions. There's no rising action, falling action, no climax; you know, the fundamentals of storytelling? There's no character arcs. Nothing substantially changes aside from people dying.
- Armie Hammer's character is an antisocial psychopath. There's no apparent motivation for him to be a vigilante, no tragedy in his past, no virtue or dysfunction driving his actions. He just appears to be a Patrick Bateman-like rich kid who kills people out of boredom when he's not collecting rent from his private equity landlord firm (which he inherited from his dad and doesn't know how to run). At one point, he deliberately causes an innocent person to crash their car by driving on the wrong side of the road just to prove that people are "sheep." He holds the family of a Muslim gang rapist hostage before executing them, but we're not shown the gang rape until midway through, so we have no emotional buildup to why this family deserves to die. If a character like this existed IRL, I'd be rooting for the cops to put one in his skull. I certainly wouldn't TRUST the little creep.
- Terrible special effects. I challenge you not to chuckle a little bit at the horrible compositing when the woman gets stabbed in the neck by a migrant at the beginning. It's been 20 years, Uwe. You should have figured this out by now.

CITIZEN VIGILANTE is pornography, and I'm not just referring to the sex scene. It exists solely for the gratification of right-wingers and has no other artistic merit. You watch it, you jerk off to migrants and libtards getting killed, you toss the Kleenex in the trashcan and move on with your day. It's no different than libtard fantasy movies like GOD BLESS AMERICA (a similar movie about killing Christians and Fox News hosts) or CUCK (a retarded and gross JOKER ripoff about how all "far-right" "incels" are murderous creeps). I don't like porn, and that includes the ideological variety.

Throw this movie in the garbage along with Uwe Boll's career (where it should have stayed).

[Buttrocious @Buttrocious]

I really wish I could have gotten high as shit and watched this.

[Buttrocious @Buttrocious]

Citizen Vigilante is a really well made B movie that is really no different than some of the other propaganda porn that has come out in the past few years, but also lmao someone finally had the balls to do it an of course it was Uwe Boll.

[Larry Alex Taunton @LarryTaunton]

He’s not a communist.

Like Ilhan Omar, he’s a jihadist masquerading as a socialist. Muslims know Islam doesn’t sell well in the West. So, they use socialism as a Trojan horse to usher in Islamic power.

Socialism is simply a means to an end.

[Buttrocious @Buttrocious]

Every Cali team is in the NL and 3 of them in the same division and includes Arizona for some reason? Why are the Nationals and Orioles in the Mid-Atlantic with Pittsburg and Cleveland? This shit makes no sense.

[Buttrocious @Buttrocious]

Why are both NY and Chicago teams in the same conference and division. And why is it a Great Lakes division that excludes Cleveland, the one team that, despite being derogatory, has the only lake-based nickname. This is retarded.

[Baseball’s Greatest Moments @BBGreatMoments]

Potential MLB Realignment by MLB on FOX

[Buttrocious @Buttrocious]

Too little too late.

[R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts]

🚨#BREAKING: 13 moderate Democrats have formed a “Promise to America” pact vowing to fight the far left while backing strong borders, capitalism, & patriotism.

[Dr. Eli David @DrEliDavid]

Thank you Germany 🇩🇪 and UK 🇬🇧 for heroically sacrificing your economy to save the planet 💪
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[Billy Mitchell @BillyPacMan]

Anyone who hates America should be removed from America

[Buttrocious @Buttrocious]

Hey, look, it's the thing I've constantly brought up for the past 10 years.

[Hon. Vickie Paladino @VickieforNYC]

We are in the first stages of secession.

Mamdani considers New York an independent city-state, with it's own foreign policy, immigration policy, and economic policy. He does not recognize the legitimacy of the federal government or even the United States as a nation to any extent beyond that which his party can directly control or benefit from financially.

He does not talk about himself as an American, nor does he speak of New York as a component of the United States. Quite the opposite, in fact.

And aside from his official portraits, he is never voluntarily photographed with or around an American flag. And he is WAY too conscious of optics for that to be anything other than deliberate.

He (and the DSA with him) will use the power of this city to wage a soft civil war against the nation itself.

It is LONG PAST TIME for an appropriately severe reaction from the federal government. The Constitution is not a suicide pact. This is not politics, this is the enemy.

[Buttrocious @Buttrocious]

How is Sony this retarded.

[Insider Gaming @InsiderGamingIG]

PlayStation Wants to ‘Revitalize the Market’ with New Live Service Games
https://t.co/OfNxH3tImj

[ꓕNIOԀꓤƎ⅁⅁Iꓤꓕ @Grxit]

They filled the Ghost In The Shell English dub with YouTubers

[Buttrocious @Buttrocious]

Glad I was able to catch this before it aired so I know to watch it subbed.

[𝕌𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣𝕕𝕠𝕘𝔹𝕋: 𝔹𝕃𝕄 ✊🏿 @B_Rabbit843]

This cast though...Suzie Yeung as Kusanagi is interesting but she'll slay. ProZD and Bill Butts as Aramaki and Batou are perfect. They cast Leon Kennedy himself as Togusa 🔥🔥. S/o to Tony Weaver Jr getting another role under his belt. I can't wait for this dub!

[L @SomeBitchIIKnow]

I mean this is literally “climate lockdowns” unfolding before our very eyes.

I was called a crackpot conspiracy theorist in 2020, as were plenty of you.

[Buttrocious @Buttrocious]

Every comment in this thread is from a city fag that has convinced themselves they're morally superior for living in a city, lol.

[ShreddedNerd @o_sneedy]

I never got why Americans act like places like this are some hell on Earth. This is better than 90% of European living arrangements. Am I missing something?

[ƨꭋɘƨꭋɘvdo @obversers]

there are lots of possible "bad endings", but one of the most embarrassing and revolting is one where every aspect of productive civilization slowly rots away while guys who look like they stole a toddler's glasses make innumerable rules to prevent anything from ever being fixed.

[Buttrocious @Buttrocious]

I live like 15-20 minutes from D. It's great actually.

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

You have to stay within one of these circles for your entire life. You cannot kill yourself.