Nick Chubbs Burner

2069 will be my year

[Nick Chubbs Burner @ButtyNooters]

Paying extra for guac is somewhat understandable. Paying extra for queso is where you see capitalisms claws

[tex @texmeplease]

my neighbor did the hvac system on spongebob’s house and he said that he doesn’t really live there he just goes there to film the show

[Nick Chubbs Burner @ButtyNooters]

I like how the abbreviate potassium potas.

[Nick Chubbs Burner @ButtyNooters]

Bought some artisan cheese at the farmers market. Never tasted cheese so good. I see the mice’s vision. I’ve been living a lie. It’s always been the cheese

[Nick Chubbs Burner @ButtyNooters]

It’s not the size of the data center it’s what you do with it that counts

[Nick Chubbs Burner @ButtyNooters]

Imagine investing in the steel mill in the 15th century right before the hundred year war of France and England and making bank

[Nick Chubbs Burner @ButtyNooters]

Almost forgot to walk

[Nick Chubbs Burner @ButtyNooters]

My favorite part about Avatar is the girl who bends with her feet

[Nick Chubbs Burner @ButtyNooters]

Hadn’t hit shoulders in like 3 weeks and had a pretty nasty workout yesterday and my arm is sore holding up my shawarma

[Nick Chubbs Burner @ButtyNooters]

How do you tell a girl you’d suck queso off their toes

[Nick Chubbs Burner @ButtyNooters]

Smelling like straight ass in the gym

[turbomander @turbomander]

no disrespect to wizard who believe themselves to be wiser than the council but that could never be me. i am far too wise to do something so foolish. perhaps even wiser than the council

[Nick Chubbs Burner @ButtyNooters]

Decided to hit the cooch clamper today. Things wicked

[Nick Chubbs Burner @ButtyNooters]

Texting the girl for girl

[Nick Chubbs Burner @ButtyNooters]

Got like 4 compliments on my sandwich at work today. They don’t know what this means to me

[Nick Chubbs Burner @ButtyNooters]

I’m feeding the homeless cats. I’m always feeding the homeless cats

[Nick Chubbs Burner @ButtyNooters]

Is that a zyn in your pocket or are you feeding the homeless cats

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

If I was Harry Potter I would have microwaved Dobby out of curiosity

[charlie @BUNNlCULA]

damn i just realized 9-to-5 means 9 days a day 5 weeks a day a week 9 to days a 5 week a hours 9 days