Mel

She.Her. Typo Queen

[Mel @Buttzzfeed]

I’m getting to an aggressive point where I don’t know if it’s old age and I’m just fed up with people or if it’s accelerated mental illness. Is there even a difference?

[Mel @Buttzzfeed]

Nathan Fielder stuff is always so weird that we accidentally watched half an episode of The Curse with audio descriptions without realizing it was a setting we accidentally changed.

[trash jones @jzux]

some of you are not Kenough. some of you are broKen

[Mel @Buttzzfeed]

Can we as a society move past fireworks

[Mel @Buttzzfeed]

@hayhayhayeo This is giving Judge Dredd

[Mel @Buttzzfeed]

Having such a miserable time at my new job that I made myself leave my purse at my desk when going to lunch because I want to drive away forever

[Mel @Buttzzfeed]

Does anyone else’s partner explain the connection between grain and capitalism at 7:30am

[Mel @Buttzzfeed]

Not that @indeed knows I’m a tiny Filipino but it’s hilarious they keep suggesting I apply to manage the local DXL, a big and tall retailer.

[Mel @Buttzzfeed]

Am I biased or is the Manila episode of parts unknown the best one

[Mel @Buttzzfeed]

Don’t mind me. Just prepping for my job interview last minute by asking chatgpt all the questions.

[Mel @Buttzzfeed]

During AAPI month too

[angelo @lilyangeloperez]

birthday almost over and no one Venmo’d me $100,000 :(

[Mel @Buttzzfeed]

By empty bin. Instead of getting distracted by every item that needs to be put away in a different area (which leads to your attention drifting), put it in the bin. You can finish the room first then dig into the bin.

[Mel @Buttzzfeed]

I want to actually be as ambitious as my 1am self. Like yeah maybe I could be an electrician.

[Mel @Buttzzfeed]

@hayhayhayeo These are all DJ names

[Mel @Buttzzfeed]

Rental listings (especially duplexes) should come with a short profile about the neighbors

[Mel @Buttzzfeed]

It’s the 4’11 representation for me

[E! News @enews]

Quinta Brunson giving us all a lesson on how to work the #MetGala steps.
See every star arrive here: https://t.co/bW9SNRp7og

[Mel @Buttzzfeed]

It’s like one day I was picking up a guy at a bar and years later he’s my husband and telling me he wants to make friends with local crows

[Mel @Buttzzfeed]

New goal: get signed to the dodgers

[barbaradavidson @Photospice]

way to go @Dodgers - 😪❤️

[Dr. Buzz Aldrin @TheRealBuzz]

April has a couple of key Moon Milestones. On April 16, 1972, Apollo 16 launched; the crew brought back the 26 lb moonrock “Big Muley!” And on April 17, 1970, Apollo 13 successfully landed on Earth after days of concern and high tension. Amazing history made by amazing people.