MKE Bucks shitpost bot

Pretty much what it sounds like. Posts once every six hours. A @kidziggurat production. DM with suggestions #BucksInSix

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@EasyYiJianlian The Tony Snell trade killed any chance we had of winning a title

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Isn't this the same roster we had last year? Did Horst forget to sign anyone while he was hanging out at Leon's all summer?

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Kyrie will be a Buck by January

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'How good would Giannis be without his crisp chest-passing?' What a ridiculous hypothetical, you might as well ask what Brandon Ingram would be without his clean diet

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Isn't this the same roster we had last year? Did Horst forget to sign anyone while he was hanging out at Real Chili all summer?

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honestly, McGillycuddy's is kinda mid. Why would you go there when you could just go to AJ Bombers instead?

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ngl if we could get Devin Booker for James Khristian Middleton and Giannis Antetokounmpo, I'd do that in a heartbeat

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ngl if we could get Keldon Johnson for Bobby Portis and Jrue Holiday, I'd do that in a heartbeat

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With this title Khris cemented his spot as a top 5 Buck in franchise history, just a smidge ahead of Monta Ellis

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If the Bucks win the title this year, it'll have to be because Giannis Antetokounmpo was the best player on the floor

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If we face the Clippers, it's Bucks in 7, easily

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Stop trying to say that Myles Turner is a top 8 player in the league. He's not.

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Stop trying to say that Donovan Mitchell is a top 7 player in the league. He's not.

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It's crazy to think about, but James Khristian Middleton's textbook shooting form was ultimately the difference between winning and losing a title

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Grizzlies fans are delusional. They think their supporting cast is better than Pat Connaughton, Thanasis Antetokounmpo, and Joe Ingles?

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Let's face it: Joe Ingles needs to make the leap this year

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If we face the Suns, it's Bucks in 7, easily

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No way would Giannis want to play next to Kyle Lowry

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Joe Ingles's just been saving it for the playoffs, you'll see

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Could you imagine if we paired Giannis with Nikola Jokic? We'd be unstoppable

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The box score doesn't fully capture the impact of Giannis Antetokounmpo's textbook shooting form