Martyn Buxton💙🐝🎸

Aches aside, I quite like being old and I’m getting rather good at it. Mind you I’ve had years of practice.

[Martyn Buxton💙🐝🎸 @BuxtonMb]

@SaulStaniforth @simonmaginn A manifesto is just for show
‘Cos once the shower
Get into power
It’s manifestgo
And manifestno

[Martyn Buxton💙🐝🎸 @BuxtonMb]

A manifesto
Is just for show
‘Cos once the shower
Get into power
It’s manifestgo
And manifestno

[Martyn Buxton💙🐝🎸 @BuxtonMb]

@TomK_Brit1993 Yes, of course he will but unfortunately I suspect that it will be more of the same but better managed. I hope that I’m wrong.

[Martyn Buxton💙🐝🎸 @BuxtonMb]

It’s that time of night when I think that I’ll invent a cocktail based on Gaviscon.

[Martyn Buxton💙🐝🎸 @BuxtonMb]

@HaYoMiDe_ 2 missing plates and no knives and forks so the 4 legged chicken will have run away to join a local religious cult before the table is set.

[Martyn Buxton💙🐝🎸 @BuxtonMb]

@Keir_Starmer @UKLabour You jilted your loyal suitors to court ms right and she has cruelly spurned your advances. Oh dear, never mind, perhaps you should run away to sea or something.

[Martyn Buxton💙🐝🎸 @BuxtonMb]

@peterkyle @UKLabour I don’t think that whoever I vote for tomorrow as my local councillor is going to decide whether we attack Iran or not.

[Martyn Buxton💙🐝🎸 @BuxtonMb]

@GDudek61 @jakequarlin58 @ThatTimWalker @ZackPolanski Well that’s a start but there are a lot more that you can add to this list.

[Martyn Buxton💙🐝🎸 @BuxtonMb]

@JonBen20385424 But she’s are illiterate idiot.

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@AdrianW_rabbit @Matt_Pinner Love it…
…I assume that you’re stirring it and trying to cause even more mischief

[Martyn Buxton💙🐝🎸 @BuxtonMb]

@JonathanPieNews Well I wouldn’t stop her or object, would anyone else?

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@floboflo @ITVNewsPolitics Look at the foreground, she’s obviously in the Pharaoh Islands.

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@JonathanPieNews @MarinaPurkiss Spot on. Though I’m biased, it’s something I’ve been saying for years. How do these people keep getting away with it?
Bonkers.

[Martyn Buxton💙🐝🎸 @BuxtonMb]

@michaelgove @spectator @ShippersUnbound @Freddygray31 @carolecadwalla The Spectator, “bias free reporting”?
Okay

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@BrexitBuster @BotFinderUK The winner 🏆 surely

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@PolitlcsUK @JackElsom Wish they’d done that 62 years ago when I did mine. No memory at all…
…okay I have a memory but not for my phone number or car registration etc.

[Martyn Buxton💙🐝🎸 @BuxtonMb]

@EnolaJon Boomer here, yes it’s a benefit. My contributions supported others and now others are supporting me. What’s gone wrong is that people have been persuaded that people who receive benefits are workshy, scrounging layabouts. Hence it is now a bad word.

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@SuellaBraverman You’re not scrapping anything, you’re not in power, so stop pretending that you are.

[Martyn Buxton💙🐝🎸 @BuxtonMb]

@DrNeilStone My feet get very cold and I have to switch the electric blanket on.

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@PolitlcsUK To be fair I had my first with smoked salmon (Scottish) and my second with black cherries (who knows), yogurt (Greek) mixed with Baileys chocolate liqueur (Irish), anyway they looked better than those

[Martyn Buxton💙🐝🎸 @BuxtonMb]

@PolitlcsUK Oh dear, they are not patriotic English pancakes!