Austin Absolute Realty

We make Austin's real estate market easy for buyers and sellers alike.

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@gecffmn Entitled

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@dylan_dethier Loser!

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@FBCowboysQueen Maybe, but he ain't wrong

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@BloggingTheBoys I feel nothing at this point anymore, more of a habit!

[Michael Dell 🇺🇸 @MichaelDell]

My wife and I are gifting $6.25 billion to 25 million children 10 and under from zip codes where the median income is less than $150K to seed their @InvestAmerica24 accounts

https://t.co/UjuQugEPYD

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@Mr4thAndLong I agree 100%

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@SleeperCowboys I love it!

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@SportsSturm He's soft

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@jonmachota Pretty sure he said this 3 weeks ago too!!

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@PGATUOR I follow you twice!

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@WritingRangers Disappointment

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@realspitfire Lol

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@TaraBull808 Oregon

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@dmn_rangers @victoryplustv Safe

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@AdamSchefter I wonder if they would be willing to take Mingo for him?

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@_MLFootball What an idiot

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@WerderEdNFL Front office sucks so bad! Embarrassing

[Emmanuel Acho @EmmanuelAcho]

Dak Prescott said the Cowboys, “F*cking suck,” but that wasn’t specific enough.

Cowboys fans deserve to know who exactly “f*cking sucks,” so I brought out receipts…🧾🧾🧾

https://t.co/wPLH7ty10c

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@_MLFootball Looks like one

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@JackPosobiec He sucks, not funny.