My advice? Tweet as much as humanly possible. Tweet so much you get carpal tunnel and find yourself thinking “that’s a good tweet” when something amusing happens. Tweet on the toilet, tweet from bed, if you don’t have a second monitor devoted to Twitter just quit your job.
@benyt Let me check… hmm ok yeah it says here you have a hair appointment at SuperCuts to get frosted tips this afternoon at 3pm. Don’t forget! I’m sure you’ll want to make a good impression on your new coworkers and look your best at your new job :)
Many of you are wondering what my first column on media will be. Well, my first - and all subsequent columns - will be focused on the most powerful force on the internet: the #BTSARMY