Buzz McCallister

Competitive eater, firework aficionado, lover of Playboy and my beautiful girlfriend.

[Buzz McCallister @BuzzMcCal]

.@KEVINMCCAL WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY ROOM!!!

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.@MeganMcCal Shopping? He doesn't even know how to tie his shoe.... and he's going shopping?

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LOL

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.@KevinMcCal O_O

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.@KevinMcCal Hey, Kev. It's cool that you didn't burn the place down...

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Kevin!

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.@MeganMcCal I didn't fall asleep in the back and drool all over you, did I?

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.@MeganMcCal 2: We have smoke detectors...

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.@MeganMcCal A: I'm not that lucky.

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.@MeganMcCal No for three reasons;

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.@MeganMcCal The little trout could use a couple of days in the real world.

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.@MeganMcCal Why should I be? He acted like a jerk once too many times and this time he caught it in the butt.

[Buzz McCallister @BuzzMcCal]

.@MeganMcCal so?

[Buzz McCallister @BuzzMcCal]

.@MeganMcCal What?

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* * * @KevinMcCal I'm going to feed you to my tarantula * * *

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.@KevinMcCal o_o

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.....

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Oof

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.@KevinMcCal Kev! Kev! Get a plate! BLARRGGGHHHHHH **fakes vomiting**

[Buzz McCallister @BuzzMcCal]

.@KevinMcCal Yeah we did. But if you want any...somebody's gonna have to barf it all up, because it's gone. :D