Pokémon News

Hello! This is Pokémon News.

[ꪜꪮꪶꪮ @VagabondDealer]

That's right❕️😁

Those lovely LBTQIA folk have asked me to host❕️😁

Naturally I said YES❕️😀👍

It's such an honor to host❕️🤭

I will be hosting from my cell❕️😁

In jail❕️😁

Make sure to tune into to the #FreeVoloTournament2026 shortly after #PokéPride2026❕️😏

[Pokémon News @BuzzNavTab]

The host for #PokéPride2026 is Volo AKA @VagabondDealer!

The winner for #PokéPrideBattle2026... is yet to be revealed!

Stay tuned to Pokémon news and be the first to find out who will take the gold for their region! This has been Pokémon news signing off!

[Pokémon News @BuzzNavTab]

Prideful Pokémon News! #PokéPrideBattle2026 is well underway! Reporters Gabby & Ty proclaim the committee has been hard at work narrowing down the candidates list and see what Trainer will do the honor of representing each region! But first, the host for #PokéPrideBattle2026!

[Pokémon News @BuzzNavTab]

#PokéPrideBattle2025's host was the Glass Maker AKA @OldAndAshy!

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The winner for #PokéPrideBattle2025 was Malva AKA @FlaredUpNews!

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[Malva @FlaredUpNews]

HIIIIIIEEEEE YEAH! WHACHA!!! HIYAH!!! FLARE CHOP!!!

THIS JUST IN, MY ICONIC FLARE CHOP (NO AFFILIATION WITH ANY TEAM) HAS RENDERED WILL SURPRISED THANKS TO MY PERFECT DISTRACTION! SOURCES SAY I WILL BEATING HIM UNTIL HE SURRENDERS!

#PokéPrideBattle2025

[Pokémon News @BuzzNavTab]

All we need is love for Pokémon! All you need is a bit of courage! Pokémon Contest Spectaculars: the stage where you and your gorgeous Pokémon will storm the world! New contests are held every day, so don't miss your chance to shine!

[Pokémon News @BuzzNavTab]

The Mauville Food Court is open for battle EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK!

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Oh, it looks so GOOOOOOD! I wanna dig in right this second! Wha— You want a battle? Now?! OK, it's time to eat or be eaten! Our menu's stocked with dishes too good to miss, and our food court's full of Trainers too good to pass up!

[Pokémon News @BuzzNavTab]

And all for just ₽28,000,000! Operators are standing by! Buy your @IridescentIrida Doll now!

[Pokémon News @BuzzNavTab]

So this is today's recommended item: a darling Leader Irida, @IridescentIrida, Doll! Just touch it for a second! Isn't it so soft? That's right! It's made from Sinnoh's finest-grade cotton! It feels like touching a cloud, and it's as light as a feather! And it looks so real!

[Pokémon News @BuzzNavTab]

Like you can hear her pray at any moment...But relax! If you just put this @IridescentIrida Doll down, you can escape time for sure! This highest-quality Trainer Doll is available for only...But wait, there's more! If you call right now, we'll throw in a Pearl, too.

[Pokémon News @BuzzNavTab]

@MischievousWork And all for just ₽28,000,000! Operators are standing by! Buy your @MischievousWork Doll now!

[Pokémon News @BuzzNavTab]

So this is today's recommended item: a darling Beatrice Bell, @MischievousWork, Doll! Just touch it for a second! Isn't it so soft? That's right! It's made from Unova's finest-grade cotton! It feels like touching a cloud, and it's as light as a feather! And it looks so real!

[Pokémon News @BuzzNavTab]

Like you can hear this Lady crooning at any second...But relax! If you just put this @MischievousWork Doll down, you can escape stress for sure! This highest-quality Trainer Doll is available for only...But wait, there's more! If you call right now, we'll throw in a Potion, too.

[Pokémon News @BuzzNavTab]

Today's adventure tip! When your Pokémon's HP gets low, use a Hyper Potion quickly! When a status condition affects your Pokémon, use a Full Heal quickly. Please remember this tip!

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The time is finally approaching! Clearance Sales resume next month! All those items and goodies you've been seeing in your dreams! The find of a lifetime could be waiting for you! Don't get lost on your way to the roof of the Lilycove Department Store to enjoy the Clearance Sale!

[Pokémon News @BuzzNavTab]

"When I went to challenge the Olivine Gym, I saw Sailor Lunala go inside, but when I followed her in, only Jasmine, @OlivineJasmine, was there! Could Sailor Lunala's true identity be Jasmine?!"

Hmmm... That is a surprise! Still, I wonder if she just got back from a convention...

[Pokémon News @BuzzNavTab]

Woo hoo! All right! It's 'The National Gymquirer'! That's right! We collect the hottest gossip about Gym Leaders seen around regions! Here is today's letter. From someone going by the name StunningSteel! Thank yooou!

[Pokémon News @BuzzNavTab]

We raise your precious Pokémon with all the love they find at home! When you want reliable care for your beloved Pokémon, come to the Pokémon Day Care.

[Flannery @PyroPassions]

. . . What?

My line was "I do all my shopping here!"? Yeah, I know, that's what I said!
. . .

but I REALLY need to know my numbers.