Jordan Peters

Like Buzz Lightyear

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@rygreen @barberitos @THEethan34 for the love of chipotle ranch, never on Pepe's watch! Am I right @bubbawatson

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@lahyder @MackenzieJEvans @JessHerod need tuh*

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@lahyder @MackenzieJEvans @JessHerod they might need to tow a few extra bills over for that deed. #makemoneytowboats

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“@bubbawatson: Two burritos tonight!! @BarberitosPepe #BurritoWeek” @THEethan34 @rygreen

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@alocke0 @lahyder you need tissue? I gatchoooo!

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@alocke0 @lahyder she bout to get pulled over for a #DWBBQ #MrsOfficer

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Dear @SpiderAnderson, @STOUTcommaERIC and I just won our Fantasy Football League. Just thought you should know. #MerryChristmas

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@ChloeKaroline Galeo who?

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@ChloeKaroline @Eleanor_M_Smith @TGRAHAMJD @curtman013 @TnWes @ohhayitscam ohhhh happy day! Praise Him! Congrats @Eleanor_M_Smith!

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Did anybody see where Dobbs' eyebrows went? #govols

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@ChloeKaroline @Eleanor_M_Smith @UberFacts that would #forsharks be what we would witness! #megalliteration

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@ChloeKaroline @Rob_Sten4 meh? I mean...we are both lookers. We stop girls dead in their tracks.

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@ChloeKaroline @mattmottern7 looks like your cup already runneth over...

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@ChloeKaroline @mattmottern7 these Tinder peeps is #thirsty

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"Hey, Jordan, are you gonna have any cakeballs?" He better not; he's driving. -Tudie Mom #cutmeoff

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went for a 11 mi run. Check it out on #strava https://t.co/Xb2j0tca3Y

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Is Kenny G's hair real? He and @Kenny_Mayne could be twins #SCtop10

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@mattmottern7 what is this soccer golf that is sweeping the nation by storm?

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@mattmottern7 @ChloeKaroline oh I am for sharks down! #letsdoit

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@zacryan a golf cart had to pick me up around mile 6