Steve Austin

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[Kris @5kl]

You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys?

[Team Talarico @TeamTalaricoHQ]

.@JamesTalarico on Texas officially banning THC:

“This bill is insane.

Texans aren’t going to stop smoking weed and eating edibles because politicians in Austin say so. Texans will still use THC — but instead of getting it safely from a local small business, they’ll go back to getting it from the black market. From the drug cartels.

This ban is a gift to the cartels.

We are now telling full-grown adults how to live their lives. This is the nanny state at its worst; this is big government at its worst. 

Instead of fully funding our schools, guaranteeing healthcare, or making childcare more affordable — this Legislature is focused on banning a product that gives people a little peace.

We’re making people’s lives harder, not easier.

I want to leave you with a quote: ‘It is time to end needless arrests and incarcerations of adults for small amounts of marijuana for personal use.’ That wasn’t a Democrat. That was President Donald Trump.

To my Republican colleagues, I’m asking you to oppose the cartels, stand with President Trump, and vote no on this insane bill.”

[Kat Wilde 🖤 @katwildeatl]

No one seems to get this but it’s very funny

[سماح | 🧚🏾‍♀️samah @samah_fadil]

unbelievably pathetic aura from this guy - reminds me of the fat guy from superbad

[annie @annie6sn]

seeing boobs helps men’s mental health btw.

[erin chack @ErinChack]

You ARE too old and it IS too late. Also you have a very specific vocal tic that strangers notice immediately and friends do unsavory impressions of.

[IT Guy @T3chFalcon]

A 22-year-old student teacher in Illinois sent a private Snapchat message to her boyfriend and two roommates.

A student had walked up to her laptop and deleted her lesson plan mid-class. frustrated, she typed something like "should I shoot him" with a gun emoji. venting. four people. private group chat.

An hour later, police walked into her school and arrested her.

here's what happened in between.

Snapchat's AI scanned the private message. flagged it as a potential threat. automatically reported it to the FBI. the FBI forwarded it to local law enforcement. deputies arrived at the school within the hour.

she cooperated immediately. handed over her phone. when shown the message she said: "oh yes. okay. yeah. i'm realizing that was a bad joke. i did not mean it at all serious at all."

police determined she was not a threat. school officials determined she was not a threat. prosecutors reviewed and issued a disorderly conduct charge. she was released the next morning. she lost her student teaching placement.

This means:

Snapchat scans private messages.

Not just public posts or stories. private group chats between you and your closest contacts. automated AI. no human reviewed it first, got flagged and reported.

Snapchat AI → FBI → local police → school → arrest.

in under an hour.

Snapchat's privacy policy says it may share your information with law enforcement when it believes there is a risk of harm. the definition of "risk of harm" is determined by an algorithm.

you are not told when a message is flagged.
you are not told when a report is filed.
you find out when the police arrive.

the message was private.

it wasn't.

[Estevan @LFEstevan]

Bustin it nightly shirt is sick

[Complex Bets @ComplexBets]

Weirdly, that makes sense … gonna have to use that one on my opps 🤔

(📸: Getty)

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

there’s so many chicks on here with just big fat power ranger tits it’s so sick

[James🔻 @GoodVibePolitik]

Open threat to deploy a foreign military force into the United States to circumvent prosecution of a leader wanted for genocide no big deal

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

Why does everyone force introverts to leave their comfort zone, but no one forces extroverts to shut the f*ck up for a while?

[grace @gracefishlove]

Does it get better no worries if not

[BENZO-KAZOOIE @BENZOTOOIE]

Whenever you see someone feign anger about British museums stealing artifacts, remember that this is the alternative.

[Veggie @bigboybokchoy]

The reason you’re unhappy is that you haven’t found the right thing to buy. There’s something out there you can purchase that will make this all go away

[The Viscount ⚓️🇺🇲 @Viscountpost]

I'll never forgive Reddit neckbeards for making any men's hat more formal than a baseball cap not just dated but cringe.

[GoldenKnight @GoldenKnightGFX]

One of my favorites ever. D Fish taking it all the way to seal the game & 2-1 lead vs Boston on the road 🔥🔥🔥

[The Broletariat @Scholf_A_Loaf]

Giving the cops the password that factory resets your phone instead of the one that unlocks it is cyberpunk as hell

[rodrick @randmtwtuser04]

if i were a manager i’d let my employees goof off and dick around while i sit in the back office and abuse substances

[FOST @GeorgeFoster72]

Hol’on now. Unc might need these