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TH15 | 3.5 in rock hard | semi pro racist | part time yoga instructor | hard stuck plat 2 | vet cranker

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It really sucks when your beer retriever (8 yr old son) asks you for help on his math homework. I’m not a fucking genius pal, go get me a Busch.

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@B7frankH Would you jump into a gorilla exhibit at the zoo? I think not. Be better white lady.

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What a beautiful day to be a white person

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@ijbolpete Gay

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@golfwithbeav Now have one of these while behind the wheel, biblical experience

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@DouchebagSuprem Bet you and your wife have matching earrings, fag

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@PetesHairline I’d suck it for sure

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@JJwiththeshifts Brutal hand, better hope your partner can pick up a few tricks

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@Geescottsburner I think a blind retard might have better handwriting than you do

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@ridestifff The fag quartet

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@alvesnem_ Your face gave me a solid boost of confidence

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@velvetmilkman0 Pepper jack not being in the top 5 is absolutely criminal

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@luhaxel With those mangled toes, I would too

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And yes, I do fly in pajama pants. Cause I’m a certified #baller

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Are you are willing and able to assist in an emergency? For this leg room? Absofuckinglutely #LANK

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@bear_grizzly420 Hot take: Powerade mountain berry blast is superior to any blue Gatorade

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@marcusjonjunior The celebration sprinkles are goated fr

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@alecdagger69 Holy meat sticks

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@timmy_4time Can white boy lucas have a night? Good lord I’d give you some play if I was a chick

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@KokeshTim4919 Touch watch Tim, keep up the great effort.

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@KINGV0NBURNER Yeah and what’s your point John. Let the boys crank in peace