Jake Kennesaw

Fortnite & soccer 4 lyfe!

[Jake Kennesaw @BuzzsawJake29]

Woah! Help me make sense of everything here. Two HFFL reporters share their opinion on the league, and @CommishHFFL punishes the one he disagrees with! All of this after he blocks my father from following his account and supporting his favorite league! This is sad. #ConcernedFan

[HFFL Commish @CommishHFFL]

I have unfortunately had to temporarily revoke @hffl_insider’s media access badge due to bias towards an unnamed HFFL franchise. Louie will undergo a variety of training courses in order to regain his access. We note Louie’s comments do not represent the views of the @HudsonFFL.

[Jake Kennesaw @BuzzsawJake29]

@SStoutHFFL A Rick roll in 2023? Freakin boomers.

[Jake Kennesaw @BuzzsawJake29]

To my awesome fans, WE WON THE CHAMPIONSHIP! I couldn’t have done it without you. Special thanks to my supportive Mom and Dad! #Champs

[Jake Kennesaw @BuzzsawJake29]

We won! We are in the championship! We have a week of rest, then the big game! Thank you to all of the fans!

[Jake Kennesaw @BuzzsawJake29]

Semifinals tomorrow! Come out to the local field to watch us win!! #Fifa #WorldCup #Buzzsaw

[Jake Kennesaw @BuzzsawJake29]

We won the first round. There’s still a lot of work to do. On to team Gray. Let’s go!

[Jake Kennesaw @BuzzsawJake29]

First day of playoffs! Let’s go!

[Jake Kennesaw @BuzzsawJake29]

Another W this weekend! Orange team had no chance. Two more weeks until the playoffs!

[Jake Kennesaw @BuzzsawJake29]

@HFFL_Fan_Joe That means a lot. I love you Dad.

[Jake Kennesaw @BuzzsawJake29]

Hey everyone! Sorry, Dad took my phone for not taking out the trash on time. Since my last tweet, we went 3-0! I scored 8 goals in those games. My coach said I’m the front runner for MVP!! Go soccer!

[Jake Kennesaw @BuzzsawJake29]

@HFFL_Fan_Joe Yes! It’s at 2pm against the Orange team.

[Jake Kennesaw @BuzzsawJake29]

@HFFL_Fan_Joe I get it Dad. I know I need to take more responsibility in my life, and that involves doing the chores around the house. I know you only want what’s best for me, and even though I don’t show it, I appreciate that.

[Jake Kennesaw @BuzzsawJake29]

@HFFL_Fan_Joe No sh!t man. But it’s whatever.

[Jake Kennesaw @BuzzsawJake29]

@HFFL_Fan_Joe I don’t want you there you deadbeat phone stealer.

[Jake Kennesaw @BuzzsawJake29]

We crushed Team Red yesterday, 4-1. Two assists for myself, but the team win is more important. #soccer #yea

[Jake Kennesaw @BuzzsawJake29]

Won my game against the Blue team yesterday. I got three goals, the hat trick. I love soccer!

[Jake Kennesaw @BuzzsawJake29]

@HFFL_Fan_Joe I don’t want you there anyways. Stick to what you know best: football and sleeping alone on the couch.