Kalandra

blahhhhhhhhhhh

[Hey @heyzuesx]

affirm this.

[LaughingstockX @Laughingreal]

How does it feel to type your email and password with the TV remote.

[mika @mikasagrada]

indo pro trabalho porque fui tímida demais pra dançar na internet em 2019:

[sr. diego lima @SrDiegoLima]

esse é o melhor anúncio de gravidez que já vi na vida ✨

[Bre @kissthesky27]

I think this is officially my new favorite video. 💀
The amount of vocal stims this is about to create is genuinely concerning.

“My knees are awesome.”
“What in the 1934 am I looking at?”
“While I’m peeing.”
“Landing strip on your head.”
“Thank you for the walkout being longer than the fight.”
“This little leprechaun.”
“you wasted everyone’s time, it’s pissing me off”

Kells really woke up and chose absolute violence. 😭

[🦋 fairy 🧚‍♂️ @thisdecfairy]

me after eating something I knew would mess up my stomach but I had to have it:

[H | HAYLEY WILLIAMS LOVES ME @decodethemonstr]

buying concert tickets and checking your bank account after

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

[𝐠𝐮𝐜𝐜𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐫 @____selah]

me inhaling weed immediately after getting home from work

[💗 @ma1ybe]

I was in line at the bookstore & the guy behind me was talking shit about every woman in line "her boobs are out..." "those leggings are tight" "she's looking like a hooker" so I whispered "the guy behind us is looking at people's boobs" and my aunt faces the guy & says "this guy is looking at women's boobs??"…every woman in line looked at him with disgust, he got embarrassed and left... BRING BACK PUBLIC SHAMING!

[shipz ✧ @heyshipz]

WHOEVER TOUCHES THIS POST WILL BECOME FINANCIALLY STABLE THIS YEAR. AFFIRM AMEN!!!

[Comrade Misty is Putin’s Buddy @SarcasmStardust]

I am beyond sick of people who loudly supported Trump saying this shit. Yes. You absolutely DID campaign for this. You absolutely DID vote for this. So sick of the geegollygosh who could’ve possibly seen this coming. As if Trump wasn’t loud and proud about the kind of scumbag he is. As if it weren’t blatantly obvious that this is where we were headed. Take some fucking accountability. You supported this. You voted for it. You lied to and gaslit other people and encouraged them to also support it. Own it.

[Suzie rizzio @Suzierizzo1]

These are Minnesotans out there in the freezing cold weather showing their way of Resisting ICE!

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Minneapolis resident: “This is nuts! What the f*ck is going on, this is insane!… I’ve never protested in my life before…ICE is just trying to scare people; they tell you it's only immigrants—it's f*cking anybody!"

[Kelly @broadwaybabyto]

Anne Frank’s family had to hide because the Nazis went door to door demanding papers

If you were Jewish you went to the camps

A friend & neighbour named Miep Gies risked everything to try & save them

ICE is going door to door in Minnesota demanding papers

History is repeating

[Lushious Massacr @LushiousMassacr]

EVEN IF YOU ARE AN IMMIGRANT AND EVEN IF YOU CAME INTO THIS COUNTRY WITHOUT DOING IT THE “LEGAL WAY” EVEN THEN YOU DON’T DESERVE TO DIE. IMMIGRANTS DON’T DESERVE TO DIE. BROWN PEOPLE DON’T DESERVE TO DIE. THEY DONT DESERVE TO BE HUNTED DOWN & PHYSICALLY ABUSED AND THEN KILLED.

[Rod Nez Movies @rodnezmovies]

it's criminal to not know all the words of this song