Kungfu_Donny🕸️

~World enough & time 🍻🥂
~There is a tide in the affairs of men...🌊

[Lilly Batson @Lilly_bat98]

The sarcasm joke was next level 😂

[Lilly Batson @Lilly_bat98]

This TED talk was fire 😂

[🕊️ @lichthauch]

I would only tell a man's daughter one thing, that most men are profoundly lost, frightened creatures who do not understand themselves, let alone you. they arrive with their needs poorly disguised as affection and they are so sturdily convinced of their own sincerity that they will fool you for months, sometimes years. and this is not because they are evil, it is because they are unfinished. and unfinished men do terribly stupid things to the women that love them and then stand there baffled at the wreckage, as if some other man inside them did it all. that so the one thing i would tell her is this, you will not be able to tell the unfinished ones from the finished ones by their words. you can only tell by what they do when they are angry, or tired, or scared. that is where you see what you are actually working with

[Danny Corcoran @calcio_danny]

Argentina are basically the 'what if we gave Atletico Madrid Lionel Messi?' experiment

[Tans @tanmay1705]

No one believes you can pull a girl more than your girlfriend

[Kungfu_Donny🕸️ @Bvgesi]

🤣 Mans has discovered they were happier just two of them.

[kiki ,The Clothing Vendor @SauceKiki]

My daddy said he’s packing out because my mummy is stressing him , but he’s taking his wife for house hunting 👻

[cozy ☁️ @iheartcozy]

😭

[Kungfu_Donny🕸️ @Bvgesi]

🤣🤣

[Reginald @ginald87]

Why would I be mad at a guy for cracking my girl if she's letting him.

[Kungfu_Donny🕸️ @Bvgesi]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[ᵥₗₐDᵢₘᵢᵣ Bᵢₙ ₗₐDₑₙ @AndyAndy]

Gachau atafanya watu waanze kumenyana guoko na mabouncer.

[TrollGod9000 💿 @TrollGod9000]

New hire asking the manager how lenient is the sexual harassment policy

[MALOME PAPI @murphygee5]

You will never buy yourself nice outfits if you keep putting groceries first.

[Kungfu_Donny🕸️ @Bvgesi]

Haha

[Trev @Tokyo_Trev]

Women are so creative 😂

[Kungfu_Donny🕸️ @Bvgesi]

🤣

[E D. Awg @Emawnish]

opening up to a girl is like going into the future and killing yourself

[Aston Villa @AVFCOfficial]

Aston Villa is delighted to announce that our 2026/27 Premier League fixtures will consist of playing each team home and away.

[Mofiyinfoluwa Odubanke. @__mofiyinfoluwa]

i remain absolutely stunned by the degree of perseverance needed to build a meaningful life

[Kungfu_Donny🕸️ @Bvgesi]

🤣

[Taurus Groove @jiggyjayy2]

Niggas. Was. In. Paris.

[FantaBariidi 𓈒 𓇼 @MeranSays]

Sidequest ya maajabu sana hutokea ukiwa na mia tatu kwa mfuko.

[Kungfu_Donny🕸️ @Bvgesi]

Bars tupu. You can't choose to show your actual personality to your person while everyone else gets the premium package. It means you're worth losing more than a job or public image.

[Renaissance ⚔️ Morio @RamzZy_]

😹😹😹 This conversation in 2026 would have the dudes backing Nikki Giovanni

[Emmanuel Chege @chege_manu]

Hio game ya Argentina siezi watch. Nikae hadi 6 nikihatewatch alafu jamaa ascam 2 penalties na tapin. Kama wanashinda washinde. Lakini wasipo, asubuhi mapema watanieleza mbona