The Beverly Tweetmaker

There's always barber college.

(he/him)

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36 IBU's? Dude, do you even Alt?

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@AshleyRae_ @SouthwestAir I'm literally waiting in a line at the gate right now (as we're boarding) because apparently my seat was moved

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Flying @SouthwestAir for the first time since they got rid of open seating and free bags today. To say I'm not looking forward to it is an understatement. Consider this your biannual reminder that venture capital ruins everything!

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Hey @JetsPizza your AI text ordering sucks SOOOOOO BAD. Every time I try to use it because it'll save me 15% and every time I give up after ten minutes of it getting my order wrong. This is the future of AI: a terrible experience to save pennies on the dollar.

[Chicago Palace @chicago_palace]

Palace are back at it tomorrow with a home match against Brentford. Still have the extra hour, so 10:00 start time. Come out and watch at the Embassy if you are in Chicago.

[CPFC in the states 🦅 @holmesdaleUSA]

Vote for Shae Yañez
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Time for the boys from South London to play giant-killer again, this time against Arsenal. Kick-off is 9am tomorrow; let me or @chicago_palace know if you're planning on heading to the Embassy (1435 W. Taylor St.) so we can give management a heads up. COME ON YOU PALACE!!!

[Five Year Plan 🦅🏆🏆 @FYPFanzine]

19 unbeaten. We’re partying like it’s 1969.

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@screamingalice1 My thought:

[cryptopalace28.bsky.social @Crypto_Palace28]

Watching Palace this season

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What a morning to spend at the Embassy with my fellow @chicago_palace family ❤️💙🦅

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IT'S THE BATTLE OF THE UNBEATEN TOMORROW! Come on out and join the @chicago_palace crew at the Embassy (1435 W. Taylor St.) as we take on Liverpool. It's a 9am kickoff so try to get there by 8:45... hope to see a sea of red and blue. ❤️💙

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Hey @chicago_palace folks! We've got an out-of-town supporter joining us, plus there will be a sizeable Leeds contingent, so let's try to get a good turnout for tomorrow morning's match v. Sunderland. 9:00 kickoff at the Embassy... who's gonna be there???

[312 Stuttgart @312Stuttgart]

Hello fellow Chicago Stuttgart supporters! Anybody interested in heading out to Hudson's this weekend for the match against Freiburg? It's the Gathering of the Effzeh and we're welcome to join their watch party as they take on Wolfsburg. Hit me up if you're interested!

[The Beverly Tweetmaker @BvrlyTweetmaker]

The cool thing about @StateFarm is that if you get in an accident on a weekend and your tow truck never shows up you get to wait until Monday to talk to a human being (and hopefully get your truck towed before the owner of the parking lot it's stuck in tows it for you).

[Chicago Palace @chicago_palace]

To say we had a good turnout yesterday would be an understatement. Thanks to everyone who came out and thanks to the Embassy for having us all season. What a day it was!

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@grok what will a win at Wembley on Saturday mean to the good people of South London?

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@chicagobars @MiracleLipstick

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Was very excited to see we're beating Cal but turns out it's actually Calumet College of St. Joseph

[Valpo Basketball @ValpoBasketball]

Media Timeout
Valpo 21 - CAL 7
11:03 left in the 1st half.

#GoValpo

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@spintheiryarns @muppetspice I'll take two!

[The Beverly Tweetmaker @BvrlyTweetmaker]

Hey @chicago_palace folks... You can now find us on Bluesky at https://t.co/WBC2nuktWX. If you're over there too please give us a follow!