Brandon Waynick

[Brandon Waynick @Bwaynick]

Anyone ever try to call all of their same phone numbers with different area codes?

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@KillaCamNash @uberfacts they posted that about a year ago too haha, and believe me I know, it's happened

[Brandon Waynick @Bwaynick]

@JennyDevereaux they had they're like 9 year old kid out there with them the other day #FuckedUp

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Just had to scrub spots to put electrodes for an EKG on a fat person #jiggly #fat #FuckingYuck

[Brandon Waynick @Bwaynick]

@C_Vanderwiel dude the bong in the first smoking session of Mac & devin (wiz&snoop) is just like our old green one but clear #WeBall

[Brandon Waynick @Bwaynick]

Never thought I'd say this but smoking hot preggo lady at the gym

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@brookemadzia ... You forgot to tell me you were coming to see me tonight

[Brandon Waynick @Bwaynick]

Why don't more people stay in and smoke all night so that going to the bar is the antisocial thing to do

[Brandon Waynick @Bwaynick]

@laura_strange is there a class in your lab?

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got my scraper out for this cold ass weather today and the teacher still hasn't shown #college

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@JasonVandy couldn't have said it any Better myself

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Is it uncomfortable when your frontal orb is so big it's pressing against the desk and only one buttcheek fits on the chair? #FuckingYuck

[Brandon Waynick @Bwaynick]

@mergleo so you're surprised or what? Not sure such everyday things for you should be tweet worthy

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@blairgilleland haha whatup Blair How's life

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Nothing like a great parking spot #ParkingKarma

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Sigma Pi or die

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@weebritt nice use of the Demin emoji

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@stephytaubitz @kendallr0ck being fairly new back in the twitter game I wonder why this is more appropriate as a tweet not a text?

[Brandon Waynick @Bwaynick]

@laura_strange thanks... Sounds treacherous... I'll cancel my morning class I think

[Brandon Waynick @Bwaynick]

@billiam_s was just told a gas leak