Bweg

21. GOAT. queer. GOAT.

[Bweg @Bweggy]

this is what every day at my job feels like

[Kevin Sanji @kevsanji]

This is amazing ❤️

[Bweg @Bweggy]

@boobycel every other name is on the table though

[⋮ ⌗ 🦇┆Nabi aka Toji's wife @17ShadesOfNabi]

El sexo debe ser algo bueno porque si fuera malo ya me habría pasado

[🕸️ @_qpxcv]

Posted my 6 incher on r/micropenis thinking i would get banned and they gave me admin.

[Grilled: The Squeakuel @grilledcatwoman]

In a world where clit and shit were swapped

Dad! I'm clitting!

Shut up you dipclit

Heh.. you like it when I suck on your sensitive shit?

[Nep🐇 @Nepepperoni]

I had a dream about watching the Simpsons and it was a full length detailed episode with a coherent plot but at the very end Marge called Japanese people "Japs" and it shocked me awake

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

i’ve failed to read rooms i was alone in

[Bweg @Bweggy]

i’m trying to live out the tortured genius archetype but the self worth issues are too severe

[Adrizzle 🇵🇸 @36_chambuhz]

[cadence of being open minded about another culture]: What is this, some kind of sick joke?

[Bweg @Bweggy]

last night was so German. only Germans have a word for it. poopenfarten

[Bweg @Bweggy]

You can’t win anyone over in this life

[dylan w. @1800GH0STDANCE]

you could be talking to someone who has shot ropes to ivy wolk and never know

[b @saggyboobs]

she blocked me but blocks are used to build houses. i think she wants a future with me

[Bweg @Bweggy]

@johnmartin65432 this is crazy

[j aubrey 🤠 @jaubreyYT]

Not really what I want the Vice President to be saying

[LJ @suchasurfriend]

you fart out that condom this instant young man

[Bweg @Bweggy]

my pussy got murdered last night but more of a murder mystery like damn who was in this

[Bweg @Bweggy]

she said i think you have cancer in your balls i said that’s what happens when you fw real

[૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა @maidenprincesss]

my lexapro pamphlet vs the shorts im gonna wear to drink the alcohol that my psychiatrist advised me not to