noob.plant

Think of me as a religion, now follow me blindly!

[noob.plant @BwoyPlant]

The only comedian that is allowed to perform in India without any risks.

#MunawarFaruqui

[noob.plant @BwoyPlant]

Government ka Sahi hai

ITR time se Bharo warna notice bhej denge

But khud ka PF interest ki deadline jaaye g marwaane

[Indian Women Voices @Indianpatriachy]

He raped that minor girl again and finally murdered her, a crime he failed to complete last time. credit goes to our great Indian judiciary.
After being released on bail, he went on to murder six innocent people.
But you won't see the same level of outrage as the Siya Goyal case, nor will our national media give this the coverage it deserves, simply because the criminal is a man.

[noob.plant @BwoyPlant]

Battle of the mids

[khushi anand @sushiqween]

time to admit that maiz mexican >> cali burrito

[noob.plant @BwoyPlant]

Blue colour should be permanently removed from Bangalore ke Google Maps

[noob.plant @BwoyPlant]

@paresh_pisipati I think MAINTAINED is a big word to use for this

[noob.plant @BwoyPlant]

Kya chutiya government hai apni bha.

MATLAB Mai agar job change karke advance tax bhi du toh I need to pay a penalty for not paying 75% of tax by the 9th month of the year when I HAVE NO WAY OF KNOWING that?

Choos lo bhai.

[noob.plant @BwoyPlant]

@outofofficedaku DMd you

[noob.plant @BwoyPlant]

@narendramodi -1

[Amit Chopra | Every Paisa Matters @EvryPaisaMatter]

Dear @officialepfo and @IncomeTaxIndia
In absence of EPFO passbook, how are we supposed to do any interest calculation?
If we are not able to calculate interest, how are we supposed to file Income Tax correctly?

Was this EPF Portal in some ICU that it needs 2 weeks of stabilisation and recovery?

What are we supposed to do @nsitharamanoffc ?

[polling plotting shooting poles @polplotting]

A very funny country

[noob.plant @BwoyPlant]

@jassneetsingha @pkperception What better cards would you recommend?

[Anurag Minus Verma @confusedvichar]

Artistic symbolism

[Manisha Pande @MnshaP]

UP says it got Rs 33.5 lakh crore in investments. We checked some companies behind those claims

One guy signed a Rs 18,000 cr MoU from a rented flat in Ghaziabad. He's also named in an FIR by ITC Maurya for not paying bills. Don't miss this by @Basantrajsonu
https://t.co/QifQy4pYqs

[noob.plant @BwoyPlant]

Why do people come up to me at work to discuss random crap?

Don't they know I find it discuss-ting?

[Neo @neorevolt]

TL;DR

The guy who used his company's CSR funds to finance 27 BJP politicians has written a long rant about corruption

[noob.plant @BwoyPlant]

@Bajaj_Finance Well, I also requested you to not call me by using your DNC service. Guess requesting is of no real use!

You have the service number, do it yourself.

It is not my job to give you details for things I have already done AGAINST MY CONSENT

[noob.plant @BwoyPlant]

@Bajaj_Finance loduon I registered for your DNV service in 2024 toh why I am still being called?

[kaarolzx @kaarolzx]

O MAIOR EXPOSED DO ANO E NINGUÉM TÁ FALANDO SOBRE…

Simplesmente usuários do Reddit expuseram que a empresa Amazon e o Vinted estão permitindo anúncios de crianças à venda de forma velada.

Os ped*filos usam da seguinte estratégia: anunciam brinquedos, ursos, bonecas e roupas de bebês com preços absurdamente caros que não condizem com o valor do produto, e na descrição, colocam as características da criança.

Na descrição, colocam informações como “prematuro”, idade, cor dos olhos e cabelo, quantos kg pesa, altura e gênero.

A plataforma Amazon está apagando comentários que falam sobre essa situação e o Vinted limitou os comentários de todas as redes sociais, não deixando ninguém comentar.

Quem for pesquisar sobre isso no tiktok, verá que todos os usuários que expuseram essa nojeira alcançando milhões de views estão tendo seus vídeos banidos da plataforma.

[noob.plant @BwoyPlant]

@KP24 You cannot do that even if you tried, you were never good at blocking :P

[noob.plant @BwoyPlant]

@Benarasiyaa And they are all scammers since childhood

Use that as your explanation in the future for any accusation!