Spear 🇺🇸

Just a guy that loves his dogs and outdoors, who is benevolent to everyone!

[Spear 🇺🇸 @Byerocm]

@ElonTheWizard @HistorianUSA1 @TCoff88 Wow! You people are heartless!

[Spear 🇺🇸 @Byerocm]

What if his shirt gets stuck in the air? I bet you didn't think this through all the way. Then he'd have to throw his pants and he'd be in his undies which he would throw and get stuck as well. The police then show up and he ends up on the news and loses his job. His family is now homeless because they couldn't make the mortgage all because you said to throw his shirt. They end up getting offered drugs, fall into addiction and end up on Skid Row living in a tent. His parents are so ashamed that they drive their car off of a cliff into a pond. Search and rescue looks for them for a week and gives up, then most likely in 2047 some YouTube dive team finds their car and the great grandkids have to deal with this generational tragedy.

[Spear 🇺🇸 @Byerocm]

The pizza doesn't look good, I agree with that, but what she said, and what the menu says is, verbatim, "White tomato, white pie with mozz, sliced tomato on creamy ricotta, and a drizzle of roasted garlic EVOO"

The what ya see is what ya get isn't great, but this woman can't look at a pizza and see if two cheeses, EVOO and if roasted garlic is not on it (unless she looks super closely for the garlic, like crumbs)

My point being, and I'm not kidding, I think she believes that the tomato should be white. Maybe she is thrown off from people calling a red onion red, instead of calling it purple, which it actually is.

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@Samer1917593 @Galsen_24 HAHA ok

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@eval_hub This reminds me of a little Action Bronson as a kid.

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@ShubhamS_35 Those are some nice knife skills.

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@Miguel2nd2nun @Holden_Culotta I bought a gaming PC about a year ago and not knowing they're liquid cooled was a surprise to me. Usually electronics and liquid don't mix, but now I GOT THE TUBES! I GOT THE TUBES!

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@SaltyBitch_52 Good grief, Mom is gonna fail a drug test with that Panera Bread dressing.

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@mynamechip @EBTtok @koolaid Oh. I'd imagine you've seen those alcohol sellers that sell from their vehicle, especially at basketball courts?

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@GoodVideoBye Everything either looked really dry or really greasy.

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@WolfofX I have an unopened can of Budweiser beer with a born on date of 09/11/01. That's my retirement plan.

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@WallStreetApes Gary Busey is looking like he recovered well.

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@Joey82142425791 I can't believe the cops took that beating, which kinda tells you that they agree and know they're wrong.

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@House_of_Mayo @Mappy6984 Still would

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You know, I could watch a game with shooting hearing protection on, basically deaf, and still be able to tell what is going on just by the motion of the players. One team gets the puck and everyone stops, most likely a penalty unless it crossed the icing line. There's enough body language to tell what's going on.

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@thejustinfagan @awfulannouncing @NHL Was that Masters, as in golf?

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@awfulannouncing I kinda like it... I wish they'd do more games like this on purpose.

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@blowfishessuck @StillHere1976 @ItsMrsWilkes Bigly cunty