Geoff Keegan

Had to get away for a bit man, blown up in the Grove was a load of bollocks man. Am back, and im gonna go radge. Watch is....

[Geoff Keegan @BykergroveGeoff]

I've been arrested and any second now the bizzies are going to take my phone off mjffvhhjrgdhu!£7;?!&"00

[Geoff Keegan @BykergroveGeoff]

Just spotted a Denton burner in the taxi cue..... Not his lucky night after I've just sank 8 green monsters at Baja like. Time for a scrap

[Geoff Keegan @BykergroveGeoff]

Any where decent in toon for a messy bab? No references to Spuggys growler mind. #keeebab

[Geoff Keegan @BykergroveGeoff]

Kicked right off in Baja when some knacka spilt his blue wkd on my shirt. Gave him a swift Byker tea cake to the teeth #deserved

[Geoff Keegan @BykergroveGeoff]

Nish on the box the neet. I'm off to get twatted in Baja beach club. If Fraser is dishing out Wobblies again there'll be hell to pay #toon

[Geoff Keegan @BykergroveGeoff]

Spuggy, put the kettle on. Mines a tea, full spec. #bykergrove

[Geoff Keegan @BykergroveGeoff]

Fraser just found a log in his shoe man, them Denton burners are to blame for this shit #hellon now it's WAR #byker

[Geoff Keegan @BykergroveGeoff]

Bloody disgrace!!

[Geoff Keegan @BykergroveGeoff]

Whey, that's the Grove all locked up till tomorrow. Strong smell of shit in the corridor though. Laters #bykergrove

[Geoff Keegan @BykergroveGeoff]

I fuckin hate them Denton burner bastads. A grover has just come in with twat written on his head with marka pen. This means fuckin war

[Geoff Keegan @BykergroveGeoff]

For the love of fuck! Byker grove is a fucking disgrace. I wanna know who did this NOW! Spuggy, get the bleach #byker

[Geoff Keegan @BykergroveGeoff]

Just had that @ScottGShore come in the grove askin to be a member, said I'll think Aboot it like #radgepacket

[Geoff Keegan @BykergroveGeoff]

Spuggys gannin mental, summit about her purple gash blaster bein all Owa sky sports news last neet. Hand it in the office NOW #bykergrove

[Geoff Keegan @BykergroveGeoff]

I wonder what size shoe Mike Ashley's teeth take? Wor PJ wants to kick the bastad in the throat man. #nufc

[Geoff Keegan @BykergroveGeoff]

Pardew is banned from the Grove for life, ye hear is? Banned for life. Spuggy, office NOW. #pardewout