Normalize not posting dumb shit like this.
People want to know that they're not alone in the things they experience, whether it be good or bad. Personally, I like when people respond with similar stories to mine. It lets me know that they're listening.
I shoved a piece of crayon up my nose as a kid and had to go to the hospital to get it removed. A nurse tried giving me a coloring book and crayons for being a good boy and my dad said "don't give that retard anymore crayons"