Byrom

I take opportunity cost into account with every decision I make. You should too.

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@RedMedia_us 5

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@mommymorgue Hi mommy. I bet you have a good singing voice.

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@mommymorgue Really good snow, like a mature adult

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@mommymorgue Very impressive job to blend in and not look like the porn star the Danville parade should feature you in

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@TheHutchReport I'm sorry, it's the Moops.

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@devonamanda I always start with "audio", then for this one I did "crust" on my second guess. I too then took forever figuring it out, but did get it on the third guess.

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@JohnSheaHey The Angels foolishly employ a 6-man rotation?

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@Emilnem Means they're guaranteed to lose in the playoffs, which pleases me greatly! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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@tweetballgame So I'm Pablo López: https://t.co/AJSVAHX7bU

(I bat left-handed and throw right-handed, so took me a while to find this guy.)

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@Spencer_Linton Well this certainly didn't end up mattering, now did it.

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@breakingtco ...the current viral mayhem. Please implement this simple redesign that would undeniably improve the shirt. I will for sure buy it if you do, and I'm sure there are many others out there with the same objection who would too. (2/2)

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@breakingtco Highly unfortunate wording was chosen for this shirt. It would work infinitely better if the "I've" were "I" instead. That would make it appropriate to wear now *and* in the future. Alas, the "I've" makes it only appropriate from a temporal logic standpoint to wear during...(1/2)

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@Emilnem Haha you shit on SMC like I do on the execrable Oakland–Alameda County Coliseum.

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@Emilnem Just to see what happens, follow Seinfeldian guidance and communicate this inquiry: https://t.co/KrueAmjYig

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@Spencer_Linton For the upcoming WCC playoffs I'm curious about the seeding situation had SMC not gotten screwed on the backboard goaltending no-call in their 4OT game @ UOP and won that game; and SMC would have to beat GU tonight. I believe your "(complicated if so)" comment from "2)" applies…

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Now I want to see a dental student get top marks for writing a paper in floss. https://t.co/RdFyz0izkw

[Slappy McGee @JessePython]

Faux candidate Tom Steyer has billions and yet his teeth look like those of a homeless bum?
#DemDebate
#tomsteyer
#DemocraticDebate