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[Pallid and helpless mass of all mindless agony @ByronBunch3]

it was hailing
but hailing hits you on the head
hard so it was really snowing and
raining and I was in such a hurry
to meet you but the traffic...
oh Lana we love you get up

#TCMParty #TheBadandtheBeautiful

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@ScottforFlorida The joke didn't bomb, Rick. There's video and audio readily available to prove that you're lying.

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@SenatorSinema He is a white nationalist, which leads me to conclude that you are a white nationalist, too. Good riddance, faux-bisexual trash.

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@BillAckman @MIT You are shtupping a plagiarist. Wash thy manscaped loins and repent, sinner!

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@Crisopera1 I appreciate how the humanistic portrayal of Fred's father and stepmother serves to support that takeaway. They're low-working-class, probably heavy drinkers (open bottle on the table), and yet they provide a foundation of love for the boy.

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@HenryPorters His scrawny little authoritarian-curious ass was getting roasted over on the other site today. I thought of you.

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@Crisopera1 That dreary cattle barn can't hold a candle to the House of the Seven Betty Grables--which also still exists, Cristiane. In my mind.

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@DADiClementi @Perednia Wait, whu? As in, he was a penile implant disguised as a man? Or did he really get one...having grown tired of all the "Dr. Do-Little" jokes?

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@DADiClementi @Perednia Rex, on the other hand, was most decidedly not.

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@MadameGilflurt the poor girl's feet are on backwards catherine

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@DADiClementi Me: "Oh, is it? It's been a while since I've seen one."

[Pallid and helpless mass of all mindless agony @ByronBunch3]

@DADiClementi Hahaha. Yes!

[Pallid and helpless mass of all mindless agony @ByronBunch3]

Harlow and William Powell serving as maid of honor and best man at the wedding of Powell's stand-in.

Perhaps you recognize Harlow's outfit.

#TCMParty #LibeledLady

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@Crisopera1 Her backstory must be something else. A whole other movie.

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@Crisopera1 Birth-of-a-Screen-Legend scene. It all falls into place, right there.

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@Crisopera1 Today was Harlow Day on TCM and no one told me? You are all fucking fired!

xoxox

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@etamny She's not crazy; she's merely almost blind (for a while at least) on account of she didn't heed her mother's warnings about what would happen if she didn't stop doing that unspeakable thing to herself.

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@willmckinley Creeped the shit out of me, tbh, Will. I was a delicate child.

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@LisaDNews @Jim_Jordan Your despicable class is in its death throes, as is the business model on which it depends. Jim Jordan voted to overturn the results of a free and fair presidential election. Violent mobs stormed the Capitol that day in support Jim's position. That makes Jim an insurrectionist.

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@scottgr60613 I can relate. The lyric "She was a winner that became the doggie's dinner" has played on a continuous loop in the anteroom of my mind since the day I got my pup, seven and half years ago.

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@HenryPorters I'm just looking for some clean and pure thing to rally against, Henry. And by "clean and pure" I mean something that doesn't distort my own image of myself when I brush my teeth. That's why I'm on the internet.