ThatDoesntSoundLikeMeAtAll

Tony's out there somewhere. ΑΣΦ, retired

[ThatDoesntSoundLikeMeAtAll @ByronTheHater]

Happy day off. Reading @Tony_Saprando weekend tweets.

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@CauseWereGuys Is everybody good

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@BELLOLOLOL Achieve performing fellatio on yourself and convert to Shinto.

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Yet people call them “forks” at work.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

I laughed way too hard at this

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@yungSteguy @steveo Lol negative buddy. I’ve never had an issue.

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@Tony_Saprando You

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@Tony_Saprando Jank looking six string

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Does it even have central air

[AP Oddities @AP_Oddities]

Just in time for Halloween, A house where a victim of the Salem witch trials once lived is on the market for $600,000. https://t.co/ScXzF1gYnb #odd

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Should have stayed in a cyclone AND landslide shelter #odd

[The Associated Press @AP]

Twelve feared dead in a cyclone shelter swamped by a landslide caused by heavy rains in eastern India. https://t.co/AHxQCzGFgH

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I’m a huge UCF fan as long as they keep winning. Bandwagon, yes. But they’re the reigning national champions. Poor bastards will drop like a stone in water if they lose.

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@corsaro_caleb Schindler’s Lust

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When I go to take my morning dump, my cat decides that is always a good time to do so as well. Don’t try to to trick him and run to the bathroom. This is wrong. This will only breed contempt in the cat’s heart.

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.@DennysDiner how is your super slam commercial spokesman not John Cena.

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This dude who live across from me freshman year really was like Kramer... @Tony_Saprando

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Same.

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@CloydRivers @JeskaEnzel

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@I1RodneyX Some people take their roles too seriously

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.@Tony_Saprando is out there somewhere.