Byron Patrick, CPA 🦅

Find me on LinkedIn. Not the same, but less jerks. i'll check in occasionally on the twitter. Dont be a dick.

[Byron Patrick, CPA 🦅 @byron_cpa]

Lots of people griping about the decision to pursue accounting and recommending other not pursue it.

I'll never regret my choice and won't stop advocating others to pursue accounting. Accounting enables a world of limitless possibilities. If you feel limited, it is self-imposed.

[Byron Patrick, CPA 🦅 @byron_cpa]

@united never again.... worst airline app on the planet. Clunky to navigate and doesn't work in the most critical of moments.

[Byron Patrick, CPA 🦅 @byron_cpa]

@chadmillman

[Byron Patrick, CPA 🦅 @byron_cpa]

@chadmillman Un-fuking-real!

[Byron Patrick, CPA 🦅 @byron_cpa]

@SimonHunterNFL @chadmillman the Dallas sweat is real. Wtaf

[Byron Patrick, CPA 🦅 @byron_cpa]

I'm going to have to start using offsite 3rd party parking. The Daily Shuttle at @BWI_Airport isn't getting better...

[Byron Patrick, CPA 🦅 @byron_cpa]

@BWI_Airport might have the slowest parking busses on the planet. The only thi g worse then the people standing on the moving walkways are the busses at this airport....

[Byron Patrick, CPA 🦅 @byron_cpa]

Bigfoot has some opinions about AI in accounting.
https://t.co/SavFDICvqq

[Byron Patrick, CPA 🦅 @byron_cpa]

Bigfoot loves a good S-Corp
https://t.co/tXbrewZm4H

[Byron Patrick, CPA 🦅 @byron_cpa]

Bigfoot made a mistake and accepted the wrong client. Turns out, the books weren't that great.

[Byron Patrick, CPA 🦅 @byron_cpa]

I'll be ooo the rest of the day

[Byron Patrick, CPA 🦅 @byron_cpa]

Nikki riding her horse Flirt

[Byron Patrick, CPA 🦅 @byron_cpa]

Nikki riding her dog Low Ryder

[Byron Patrick, CPA 🦅 @byron_cpa]

I just saw a small business loan document for a $43K loan with a 47.5% interest rate.

I wouldn't be able to sleep at night.

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

@AlexSchmidt2018 That’s exactly my point.

We’ve got kids who aren’t “making money” and will never go pro, yet they are traveling across the country midweek for “conference games”, transferring schools, sacrificing studies for sport, etc.

None of this is about what’s doing best for the student.

[Byron Patrick, CPA 🦅 @byron_cpa]

@JJWatt @AlexSchmidt2018 💯

[Byron Patrick, CPA 🦅 @byron_cpa]

@IraGilligan <asks chatgpt how to respond>

[Byron Patrick, CPA 🦅 @byron_cpa]

Who else made 100% of their bracket picks with AI?

[Byron Patrick, CPA 🦅 @byron_cpa]

She turned Michael Jordon today!

🥳

[Pitt Lacrosse @Pitt_WLAX]

Happy birthday @rileyypatrick 🎉🎊

[Byron Patrick, CPA 🦅 @byron_cpa]

Ever had a meal at a restaurant and thought, I need to make this at home?

📸 Snap a pic of the dish (you probably already did)
📝 Grab the menu description
🤖 Ask ChatGPT for a recipe based on what you loved about it

💥Boom. Restaurant flavors at home.

🙇‍♂️ You're welcome!

[Byron Patrick, CPA 🦅 @byron_cpa]

@tryjasononline omg... no 15... i just can't 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Byron Patrick, CPA 🦅 @byron_cpa]

@Joe_B_dot Yo! So, it was tender af, but spices were off. Being sealed in the bag and cooking for 24 hours cause the spices to be too intense. I'm going tonhave to try another with a different approach on the spices. I'll keep you posted in the 2nd attempt.

[Byron Patrick, CPA 🦅 @byron_cpa]

24 hour corned beef sous vide has commenced.