Byron Mejia

Full Stack Developer 👨‍💻 @clipchamp 🎥 ISFJ 🧘‍♀️ Dog Person 🐶 Gym Lover 🏋️‍♂️ All OPs are my own

[Troy Hunt @troyhunt]

This is appalling… and unsurprising

[Byron Mejia @Byron__Mejia]

@patsnacks Braydon Rainbird is my best friend.

[Byron Mejia @Byron__Mejia]

@tammyxbryant That’s crazy. Glad you still around!!

What books have you been reading/would you recommend?

[Byron Mejia @Byron__Mejia]

@unmeg Lmao no one expected tomato and basil. The odds were so off.

[SA Health @SAHealth]

Please keep at least 1.5 metres (approximately 3 x adult Australian white ibis) between yourself and other people wherever and whenever possible.#BinChickens #TipTurkeys #SandwichSnatchers #PicnicPirates #TrashVultures #RefuseRaptors

[Byron Mejia @Byron__Mejia]

@patsnacks I’m unsure if turnitin is public, however (or the tool they use underneath to be specific)

[Byron Mejia @Byron__Mejia]

@patsnacks Not so much. At least where I work, the similarity only shows after final submission and they receive a receipt of submission.

If anything that may spark anxiety when they realise they are similar to another student by accident?

[Byron Mejia @Byron__Mejia]

@LareneLg 😢😢😢📉📉📉 does the queue time also separate us 1.5m virtually in the queue too?

[LJ Kenward @LJKenward]

Ummmm @Kmart is making me line up.. okay, okay.. COVID-19.. makes sense.... social dista... TO GET ON THEIR WEBSITE 😵😵😵😵 WTF

Can someone please tell them THIS IS NOT HOW THE INTERNET WORKS.

@AWSCloudANZ @Azure , hell, even @GoogleCloud_ANZ can you please go help them out.

[KerryHowley @KerryHowley]

My son just asked me if I when I was little I had to stay inside for COVIDs 1 through 18

[Liam Sheppard @LiamSheppard_]

Hey guys just trying out this new design trend named Neo-Skeuomorphism

What do you think of my design?

[Linus LinusMediaGroup @linusgsebastian]

Wife: does this match?
Me: yeah
Wife: are u sure?
Me: yep
Wife: Really??
Me: uh-huh
Wife: no it doesn't!
Me: Why ask me if you're going to ignore what I say? 😂😂😂

[Byron Mejia @Byron__Mejia]

@SirWrender Is anyone going to mention how it loops really well? I think I’ve watched this for 5 minutes before I realised it’s only 13 seconds.

[gabsmashh @gabsmashh]

pro tip: when you're interviewing me for a role, don't go "off the record" to tell me I'm "stunningly beautiful" and then detail the things you would do to me if you were my age.

the way I look has nothing to do with my capability. thanks.

[Byron Mejia @Byron__Mejia]

@josephinbird 😓

[Cassidy @cassidoo]

Fun fact! Baby elephants are born weighing ~250 pounds, making them the world’s biggest babies, right next to the people who complain that CSS isn’t really coding 🧠✨💅🏼

[Maddy ☕️🪬 @MaddyChloride]

Some kid just said the elevator smells like their brain 🤔

[Shawn Wildermuth - @wildermuth.com on bsk @ShawnWildermuth]

This is how my sort algorithms work:

[Byron Mejia @Byron__Mejia]

@up_banking @TransferWise @joaolucasluc hello