Stefan Salvatore

I used to be an axolotl. | @DarkestFate's little brother (TVD/RP/Parody) #Fangs

[Stefan Salvatore @ByronicRipper]

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I am not Paul Wesley, not affiliated with him or any of the writers, actors and creators of The Vampire Diaries. This fan account is for writing and entertainment.

[Stefan Salvatore @ByronicRipper]

I am so glad this was ignored.

[Stefan Salvatore @ByronicRipper]

Now would be the time to hit on me.

[Stefan Salvatore @ByronicRipper]

Now would be the time to hit on me.

[Stefan Salvatore @ByronicRipper]

I am not sober whatsoever.

[Stefan Salvatore @ByronicRipper]

Can't say I didn't see that happening.

[Stefan Salvatore @ByronicRipper]

Well.

[Stefan Salvatore @ByronicRipper]

@RadiantLush [Chuckles] Someone's having fun.

[Stefan Salvatore @ByronicRipper]

...I definitely didn't need to see a sexy picture of my ex's twin on my timeline today...

[Stefan Salvatore @ByronicRipper]

@RadiantLush Oh boy.

[Stefan Salvatore @ByronicRipper]

I'll give that DM ten minutes to go through before I change my mind.

[Stefan Salvatore @ByronicRipper]

@OnlyDirtyShame Umm... I'm gonna go, now. [Clearing my throat again, I take a few steps back before turning around to head into the bathroom.]

[Stefan Salvatore @ByronicRipper]

This is gonna be a long day with that image on my mind.

[Stefan Salvatore @ByronicRipper]

Nothing like seeing yourself making out with your shirtless ex in your human's random dream.