BYUSAPromises

Cause we just don't care

[BYUSAPromises @ByusaPromises]

We don't do much for campus, but at least our events are lame #positivepessimism #BYUSA

[Clark Nielson @ClarkNielson]

Today on campus I heard someone say "If I ran for @BYUSA I would promise to bring @googlefiber to campus" haha, good one! @ByusaPromises

[BYUSAPromises @ByusaPromises]

*Duck walks into a store to buy chapstick.*
Cashier: That will be $1.95
Duck: Put it on my bill.
Cashier: Ha ha now I’ll vote for BYUSA.

[johnrt @johnrt89]

If your gonna lie, go big. If I ran for #BYUSA there would be hot-tubs all over campus and I'd guarantee marriage!
#BYU

[BYUSAPromises @ByusaPromises]

Every vote is one step closer to the best seats in the house #BYUSA

[BYUSAPromises @ByusaPromises]

Utah wins the half of the Sochi Olympic medals for the U.S.
BYUSA has never been awarded a medal.
Utah: 1 BYUSA: 0

[Phil @philmeanslove]

@ByusaPromises wait they don't do what they say they're gunna do?

[BYUSAPromises @ByusaPromises]

BYUSA life hack: If you start smoking you should quit. Many health benefits come from quitting smoking.

[BYUSAPromises @ByusaPromises]

BYUSA is as relevant to BYU as an iPhone is to your grandma (assuming she’s really old and technologically challenged).

[BYUSAPromises @ByusaPromises]

What has BYUSA done for us since they gave us Jimmer in 2011?

[Ditto Scott @Ditto_that]

@taylorandlogan @BrandonRachel14 @Zach_Leah2014 it's not a student government, what can ya'll even do to actually make changes?

[BYUSAPromises @ByusaPromises]

Just voted for @Provo_AllStar! Now it's your turn, go to http://t.co/6UY9DgzIX7 to learn more about his swolnitiatives.#BYUSA #PASforBYUPres

[BYUSAPromises @ByusaPromises]

BYUSA: Students serving students Jdawgs.

[BYUSAPromises @ByusaPromises]

*Shows grandson old BYUSA picture posted in the Wilk*
Wow grandpa, such an old picture. Wait, why haven’t you left Provo yet?

[Provo Allstar @Provo_AllStar]

If elected, I promise to install full body mirrors all around campus so a bro can make sure he is looking swole. #PASforBYUPres

[BYUSAPromises @ByusaPromises]

"Jake's dad is a GA so if you have a testimony, vote for us."
*hands out flier*
#BYUSA

[BYUSAPromises @ByusaPromises]

Vote 4 us! We promise to carefully word all of our platform items so your hopes will be high, but nothing will really get done! #BYUSA

[BYUSAPromises @ByusaPromises]

.@Provo_AllStar is our man "@AmmonMiller: #BYUSA candidates EVERYWHERE. Who will support beards and caffeine on campus?"

[BYUSAPromises @ByusaPromises]

There's only one thing missing from our Harvard Business School applications. Vote today! #BYUSA

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@mattwhitlock @brookelebaron We will start taking notes.