Barrett Brown (Parody)

Insufferable zealot prone to bouts of raving lunacy. Give me some dots and I'll connect 'em.

[Barrett Brown (Parody) @ByzantineNights]

@GBMilady Yeah, it sucks. I cultivated a meth habit and alienated everyone...again.

[Barrett Brown (Parody) @ByzantineNights]

Hoisted with my own petard. I am petarded.

[Barrett Brown (Parody) @ByzantineNights]

Dear NGO Grants Department,

Please give me money so I can continue harassing journalists and caterpillars. My corner store wine budget is cutting into my meth budget.

Thanks mucho,
Barrett Brown

[Barrett Brown (Parody) @ByzantineNights]

My greatest venture is discovering how long one man can stay butt hurt. So far, I'm acing it.

[Barrett Brown (Parody) @ByzantineNights]

Since Kirtaner is out of the pen soon, I am challenging him to a cage match, mano a mano. No holds barred and shirtless. My sickly pallor will come in handy as a reflective surface to blind my opponent. 🥊

[Barrett Brown (Parody) @ByzantineNights]

@panicmovementC @ProjPM @BryanMicon If it makes you feel better, the new one is dumber than a shrub.

[Barrett Brown (Parody) @ByzantineNights]

I keep the dead as props to support conspiracy theories only retards believe.

[Barrett Brown (Parody) @ByzantineNights]

Please give me money so I can continue my vital work menacing insects and women.

[Daniel Brooks 🇵🇸 @Daniel_S_E_B]

Charlie Kirk lost that gun violence debate by a long shot

[Barrett Brown (Parody) @ByzantineNights]

I found a coyote to sneak me into Texas. But when I gave him my pesos, he bit me and ran off after a conejo.

[Barrett Brown (Parody) @ByzantineNights]

@BunnyJ4ck404 @spicegirled @ProjPM You're both drama queens. Jack needs to feel feared and in control because he was bullied as a kid or some shit. Libby attaches male appreciation to her self worth. You are both too old for these games anyways.

[Barrett Brown (Parody) @ByzantineNights]

Calm down. I'm not dead. I went on a bender and then got thrown out for being my usual, charming self. Does anyone know if a Dell laptop can survive a two story drop?

[Barrett Brown (Parody) @ByzantineNights]

I dreamed of stroking Kirtaner's monster hog and when I woke up, my bedsheets were covered in splooge. Someone get me a psychoanalyst, stat!

[Barrett Brown (Parody) @ByzantineNights]

Hackers and trolls would never lie to my proxies just to fuck with me, because deep down they are good people who hella respect me.

[Barrett Brown (Parody) @ByzantineNights]

My ex girlfriends are super hot, but I prefer women who don't call me names like "penniless bum" or "fraud."

[Barrett Brown (Parody) @ByzantineNights]

Where is Fuxnet? What is he doing? What's he writing about me? Did he block me again? What did Fuxnet believe in 2012? Should I make another video about Fuxnet? Need a meth fix first. Some say I'm obsessed or psychotic. People who say that are feds.

[Barrett Brown (Parody) @ByzantineNights]

@FuxNet @ProjPM No offense, but I'm funnier than you. Swinging at familiar ghosts is easier, I suppose.

[Barrett Brown (Parody) @ByzantineNights]

Things I have done to fight Peter Thiel and Palantir this month.

1. Made reels where I sounded like a mental patient.
2. Threatened and harassed multiple women.
3. Revisited old grudges and slurs.
4. Got high on meth.

Be afraid Thiel, be very afraid.

[Barrett Brown (Parody) @ByzantineNights]

I don't mind if you cosplay me, but do it right. You need bigger eyebags and a sweaty forehead. Filters are for little girls!

[Barrett Brown @ProjPM]

@ByzantineNights Ha ha parody, good stuff Fuxnet, say hi to Kilgoar and Emma Best and Grace North for me

[Barrett Brown (Parody) @ByzantineNights]

@ProjPM Things I have done to fight Peter Thiel and Palantir this month:

1. Made reels where I sounded like a mental patient.
2. Threatened and harassed multiple women
3. Revisited old grudges and slurs.
4. Got high on meth.

Be afraid Thiel, be very afraid.