river guest: i dropped my phone and wallet while going down the tube chute. could you turn it off so i can grab them?
me: sir...this is a natural flowing body of water...we can’t turn off the river
If Bill Clinton participated in Jeffrey Epstein’s child sex trafficking ring - he should face the consequences. If Trump participated in Jeffrey Epstein’s child sex trafficking ring - he should face the consequences. Release the Epstein files. It’s about fucking time.
what's crazy is my kids are gonna be like "mom what was it like to be alive for the pandemic and the storming of the capitol and the attempted assassination" and im gonna just have to be like "well son i just got high and went to work"
I’m not gonna lie to yall I think this is the first time I’ve seen a plus sized woman receive genuine adoration at this level with minimal pushback and discourse surrounding it