Sandra Lee

Cooper’s my dog; I’m his mom. We share social media and like attention.

[Sandra Lee @C00pers_M0m]

Update: opened a bag of dried fruit and he’s not mad anymore

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

im “cries every single time he listens to the landslide cover by Beyoncé backup singers the dixie chicks” years old

[Sandra Lee @C00pers_M0m]

I’m high enough that I think Cooper is being passive aggressively angry with me so I’m hiding in the other room

[Sandra Lee @C00pers_M0m]

@lexi4prez Dharma Punx

[Sandra Lee @C00pers_M0m]

Ily jenj thank you!! https://t.co/hPOvE6ZAwM

[Sandra Lee @C00pers_M0m]

We are sick today

[Sandra Lee @C00pers_M0m]

@viktoriyarigh I love subtweets I must know more

[Sandra Lee @C00pers_M0m]

Ok but in reality it’s just avoiding dishes and watching Rick and Morty repeats and arguing about who leaves the cheezits open (it’s me) https://t.co/ToYaW2zx2u

[thebe kgositsile @earlxsweat]

before my phone dies n while I still got y'all attention: u nighas need 2 stfu n just listen when women r speaking abt issues they deal wit

[Sandra Lee @C00pers_M0m]

Plot twist: I never become cool. https://t.co/g5FRKxyW3c

[Sandra Lee @C00pers_M0m]

Relearning how to Twitter at the age of 25 😐 #needattention #readthethingsisay #imhilarious #someonepayme