𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗕𝗔𝗥𝗗 ━━━━⚡

⚡𝗜 𝗝𝗨𝗦𝗧 𝗪𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗔 𝗕𝗘 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗖 𝗥𝗘𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗙, 𝗠𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡' 𝗝𝗢𝗞𝗘𝗦 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗧𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡' 𝗡𝗢 𝗥𝗘𝗦𝗣𝗢𝗡𝗦𝗜𝗕𝗜𝗟𝗜𝗧𝗬!⚡

[𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗕𝗔𝗥𝗗 ━━━━⚡ @C0MEDYSCRUTCHES]

temp pinned.

literate jimmy valmer, south park.
mvrp / southpark rp.
n/sfw & dd:dne for dark humor, language, and themes.
mdni / mdnf.
penned by shy, 21+ years old.

#SPRP // #MVRP

[𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗕𝗔𝗥𝗗 ━━━━⚡ @C0MEDYSCRUTCHES]

++ help you navigate through your emotions professionally would be bene...bene...beneficial.

[𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗕𝗔𝗥𝗗 ━━━━⚡ @C0MEDYSCRUTCHES]

This is gonna sound crazy, but have you... s-s-s-seen like, a therapist? Maybe talking out how you feel with a pr-professional would make this way easier?

I'm not saying this because y-y-you're crazy or anything, far from it. I'm s-s-suggesting it because people who can ++

[𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝘽𝘼𝙎𝙏𝘼𝙍𝘿 .ᐟ @UBASDISIM]

No worries, it’s an honest question. I don’t blame you man.

( small shrug. )

I guess i understand that. I haven’t
really pictured futures with anyone, but trying to understand my own emotions is hard enough as it is. Someone else’s? seems impossible…

[𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗕𝗔𝗥𝗗 ━━━━⚡ @C0MEDYSCRUTCHES]

@regelepadurii [The Bard thinks it looks great, if that helps!]

[𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗕𝗔𝗥𝗗 ━━━━⚡ @C0MEDYSCRUTCHES]

[Belting out "DEATH OF A BACHELOR" as loud as he possibly can.]

[𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗕𝗔𝗥𝗗 ━━━━⚡ @C0MEDYSCRUTCHES]

K-Kenny flavorblasting the t-t-t-t...timeline with some BULLSHIT.

[𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗕𝗔𝗥𝗗 ━━━━⚡ @C0MEDYSCRUTCHES]

S-Sorry for killing the vibe there, didn't m-mean to say that out loud... but I k-k-kinda get it. There's someone in this mountain t-t-town I wanna spend the rest of eternity with, but-- n-n-navigating all that emotional shit is so damn hard for legit n-no reason.

[𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝘽𝘼𝙎𝙏𝘼𝙍𝘿 .ᐟ @UBASDISIM]

oh…

( Well, he can’t say he didn’t mind.
It makes him a bit uneasy. However,
emotions are always a hard thing for him. )

Well… i’ve thought i’ve had before.
I don’t know, i’ve never been good at
understanding it… feeling it i guess?

[𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗕𝗔𝗥𝗗 ━━━━⚡ @C0MEDYSCRUTCHES]

[Jimmy, without thinking, sighs and nods, but then the following escapes his mouth.]

Speakin' of that, Do y-y-you have your eyes on anyone?

[He turns a bit red and shakes his head.]

F-F-Fuck, don't answer that--!

[𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝘽𝘼𝙎𝙏𝘼𝙍𝘿 .ᐟ @UBASDISIM]

( He waited patiently before nodding. )

I think she will.

Everyone does eventually, Well, almost everyone anyways.

( This was nice though… Walking in a day like this. )

[𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗕𝗔𝗥𝗗 ━━━━⚡ @C0MEDYSCRUTCHES]

That's f-f-f-fair. I hope she meets the dog of her dreams somedaa..da...I hope she meets the dog of her dreams someda...da...day.

[𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝘽𝘼𝙎𝙏𝘼𝙍𝘿 .ᐟ @UBASDISIM]

Yeah?

( There’s an amused smile at that as he talks to her as they walked. )

She probably won’t tell you until like it happens or something. But if she was i think it’s a good thing to not worry about puppies.

[𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗕𝗔𝗥𝗗 ━━━━⚡ @C0MEDYSCRUTCHES]

...

Y-Yeah, s-s-s-s-...s..same.

[𝘼𝙈𝙀𝙍𝙄𝘾𝘼𝙉 𝙒𝙃𝙄𝙏𝙀 𝙏𝙍𝘼𝙎𝙃ᝰ.ᐟ @KILLMEX0X0]

that's where i get my memes from

[𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗕𝗔𝗥𝗗 ━━━━⚡ @C0MEDYSCRUTCHES]

Y-you got some wild pinterest b-boards, dawg.

[𝘼𝙈𝙀𝙍𝙄𝘾𝘼𝙉 𝙒𝙃𝙄𝙏𝙀 𝙏𝙍𝘼𝙎𝙃ᝰ.ᐟ @KILLMEX0X0]

pinterest

[𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗕𝗔𝗥𝗗 ━━━━⚡ @C0MEDYSCRUTCHES]

If it's not y-y-your phone wallpaper, how y-you get this image? 🤔

[𝘼𝙈𝙀𝙍𝙄𝘾𝘼𝙉 𝙒𝙃𝙄𝙏𝙀 𝙏𝙍𝘼𝙎𝙃ᝰ.ᐟ @KILLMEX0X0]

first class today a guy next me had this as a wallpaper on his phone

[𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗕𝗔𝗥𝗗 ━━━━⚡ @C0MEDYSCRUTCHES]

B-B-B-BABYYYYYYYYYYYY, I COMPARE YOU TO A KISS FROM A R-ROOOOOSE ON THE GREYYYYYYYYY!

[SLIME DA GARBAGE MANE @lilxslime]

white airheads look like if cum was a military ration

[𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗕𝗔𝗥𝗗 ━━━━⚡ @C0MEDYSCRUTCHES]

@UBASDISIM (( thats fair, i gotcha

[𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗕𝗔𝗥𝗗 ━━━━⚡ @C0MEDYSCRUTCHES]

(( being the only one who ships fastkite / jyle is rough but god gives his fiercest battles to his silliest soldiers <3 ))

[𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗕𝗔𝗥𝗗 ━━━━⚡ @C0MEDYSCRUTCHES]

@UBASDISIM (( fair enough. if you EVER wanna know everything about kiri, hmu anytime i will TELL you all /nf

[𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗕𝗔𝗥𝗗 ━━━━⚡ @C0MEDYSCRUTCHES]

You l-learn something new every day... Having a cool gay animal sounds a-a-awesome.

[Laika is leading the way, and in a cutesy, baby voice, talks to the animal, who looks up and tilts her head.]

Are you a lesbian, L-L-Laika?

[Jimmy laughs a bit.]

[𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝘽𝘼𝙎𝙏𝘼𝙍𝘿 .ᐟ @UBASDISIM]

Actually. Any animal can be gay. It’s a matter of just preference. Like humans. Genuinely it’s not uncommon people just make it a problem.

( Well, he’s not very good emotional wise. It’s hard to express. At least Jimmy is content with listening. )

[𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗕𝗔𝗥𝗗 ━━━━⚡ @C0MEDYSCRUTCHES]

@UBASDISIM ((the sp polycule is amazing, im ngl. i am just a big oc/canon fan is all LOL!!! thats why im trying to build connections on kiri so much LOL ))

[𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗕𝗔𝗥𝗗 ━━━━⚡ @C0MEDYSCRUTCHES]

@UBASDISIM (( Ooooh the polycule... and fair enough, i understand. s6 ive heard is really good, and s7 is confirmed!!

[𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗕𝗔𝗥𝗗 ━━━━⚡ @C0MEDYSCRUTCHES]

@UBASDISIM (( -tucks my oc/luka content behind my back- I'm still on s3 so a friend of mine are working thru a slow binge session of the series lol

[𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗕𝗔𝗥𝗗 ━━━━⚡ @C0MEDYSCRUTCHES]

(( slow replies i feel like straight ass