𝙳𝙴𝚃. 𝙰𝚁𝚂𝙴𝙽𝙰𝚄𝙻𝚃

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[𝙳𝙴𝚃. 𝙰𝚁𝚂𝙴𝙽𝙰𝚄𝙻𝚃 @C0MINGUND0NE]

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[𝙳𝙴𝚃. 𝙰𝚁𝚂𝙴𝙽𝙰𝚄𝙻𝚃 @C0MINGUND0NE]

I wasn’t there.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ * DORA Z. @URWHATEVERGIRL]

It’s like, literally not about what you want.

[𝙳𝙴𝚃. 𝙰𝚁𝚂𝙴𝙽𝙰𝚄𝙻𝚃 @C0MINGUND0NE]

I would rather have been in gen pop.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ * DORA Z. @URWHATEVERGIRL]

I knew you’d be there!

[𝙳𝙴𝚃. 𝙰𝚁𝚂𝙴𝙽𝙰𝚄𝙻𝚃 @C0MINGUND0NE]

This is defamation.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ * DORA Z. @URWHATEVERGIRL]

like thank youuuu @C0MINGUND0NE

[𝙳𝙴𝚃. 𝙰𝚁𝚂𝙴𝙽𝙰𝚄𝙻𝚃 @C0MINGUND0NE]

Rolling a joint in his unmarked car.

[𝙳𝙴𝚃. 𝙰𝚁𝚂𝙴𝙽𝙰𝚄𝙻𝚃 @C0MINGUND0NE]

I fucked a community college professor and sometimes I would listen to her speak.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ * DORA Z. @URWHATEVERGIRL]

I can’t believe a boy like you knows a word like that.

[𝙳𝙴𝚃. 𝙰𝚁𝚂𝙴𝙽𝙰𝚄𝙻𝚃 @C0MINGUND0NE]

Good question. It’s like the ouroboros.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ * DORA Z. @URWHATEVERGIRL]

Literally when are you not?

[𝙳𝙴𝚃. 𝙰𝚁𝚂𝙴𝙽𝙰𝚄𝙻𝚃 @C0MINGUND0NE]

Can you shut the fuck up? I’m hungover.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ * DORA Z. @URWHATEVERGIRL]

POLICE OFFICER HATE CRIME!! HOW FUCKING TYPICAL!! EVERYONE, LOOK AT THIS LIKE, COMPLETE PIG TELLING ME I CAN’T BE A LESBIAN. HE’S TRAMPLING MY FUCKING RIGHTS.

[𝙳𝙴𝚃. 𝙰𝚁𝚂𝙴𝙽𝙰𝚄𝙻𝚃 @C0MINGUND0NE]

Yeah, ok. You are so obvious. Pride month is over. Pack it up.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ * DORA Z. @URWHATEVERGIRL]

I don’t like, like her. She’s obviously fucking evil or…something.

[𝙳𝙴𝚃. 𝙰𝚁𝚂𝙴𝙽𝙰𝚄𝙻𝚃 @C0MINGUND0NE]

It’s hot enough. I’m breaking the patterns out.

[𝙳𝙴𝚃. 𝙰𝚁𝚂𝙴𝙽𝙰𝚄𝙻𝚃 @C0MINGUND0NE]

You have bad taste in women. And me saying that is something special.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ * DORA Z. @URWHATEVERGIRL]

Then like, fucking do it. Daddy needs her dirt.

[𝙳𝙴𝚃. 𝙰𝚁𝚂𝙴𝙽𝙰𝚄𝙻𝚃 @C0MINGUND0NE]

And no. Freak.

[𝙳𝙴𝚃. 𝙰𝚁𝚂𝙴𝙽𝙰𝚄𝙻𝚃 @C0MINGUND0NE]

I’d kill myself before I did that.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ * DORA Z. @URWHATEVERGIRL]

Lemme guess, you’re working the MSG security detail like a good little piggy?

[𝙳𝙴𝚃. 𝙰𝚁𝚂𝙴𝙽𝙰𝚄𝙻𝚃 @C0MINGUND0NE]

Shit hasn’t changed a bit. Imagine that.

[𝙳𝙴𝚃. 𝙰𝚁𝚂𝙴𝙽𝙰𝚄𝙻𝚃 @C0MINGUND0NE]

Jesus Christ.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ * DORA Z. @URWHATEVERGIRL]

Anyone who’s been following Taylor’s wedding planning is like…such a loser…like. Can you imagine…lol…

[𝙳𝙴𝚃. 𝙰𝚁𝚂𝙴𝙽𝙰𝚄𝙻𝚃 @C0MINGUND0NE]

That's my fucking car.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ * DORA Z. @URWHATEVERGIRL]

sticking her gum to the side of a car. cutesy <3

[𝙳𝙴𝚃. 𝙰𝚁𝚂𝙴𝙽𝙰𝚄𝙻𝚃 @C0MINGUND0NE]

"I should? God, you're way too into yourself."

He scoffs and cracks open his own very plain redbull.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ * DORA Z. @URWHATEVERGIRL]

A giggle, grabbing them both with eager fingers.

“You should just be happy I speak to you, dude.”

[𝙳𝙴𝚃. 𝙰𝚁𝚂𝙴𝙽𝙰𝚄𝙻𝚃 @C0MINGUND0NE]

He returns with a purple vape and a monster in a color that matches.

"Spoiled brat," he grunts and hands them both over.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ * DORA Z. @URWHATEVERGIRL]

Sure, daddio. I owe you.

( eye roll. )

[𝙳𝙴𝚃. 𝙰𝚁𝚂𝙴𝙽𝙰𝚄𝙻𝚃 @C0MINGUND0NE]

I didn't need to know the shape of your bush.

You owe me.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ * DORA Z. @URWHATEVERGIRL]

Because I’m a cutely little girl with a heart shaped bush or whatever. Like, hop to, jerk.

[𝙳𝙴𝚃. 𝙰𝚁𝚂𝙴𝙽𝙰𝚄𝙻𝚃 @C0MINGUND0NE]

That checks out.

A vape? Jesus. Why can't you smoke cigarettes like a real man?

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ * DORA Z. @URWHATEVERGIRL]

Daddy was a truck driver, don’t you worry. He picked lot lizards over me a long time ago.

Go buy me a new vape if you missed me so much.