—— ★ 𝓚𝗜𝗥𝗕𝗬︕

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𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐊,
𝐏𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐑𝐅𝐔𝐋,
𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐘.

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[—— ★ 𝓚𝗜𝗥𝗕𝗬︕ @C0PYABILITY]

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ᅠᅠᅠ𝖨𝖭𝖥𝖨𝖭𝖨𝖳𝖤 𝖯𝖮𝖶𝖤𝖱 ᅠ ☆
ᅠ𝖯𝖱𝖮𝖳𝖤𝖢𝖳𝖨𝖭𝖦 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐄𝐓 𝐏𝐎𝐏𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 𝖲𝖨𝖭𝖢𝖤 𝟏𝟗𝟗𝟐
ᅠᅠᅠ ♡ ᅠ𝕶𝗜𝗥𝗕𝗬'𝗦 𝗗𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗠 𝗟𝗔𝗡𝗗.
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[—— ★ 𝓚𝗜𝗥𝗕𝗬︕ @C0PYABILITY]

𝗠𝗢𝗥𝗘 𝗧𝗛𝗔𝗡 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗡𝗞 — 𝗦𝗛𝗘'𝗦 𝗚𝗢𝗧 𝗠𝗔𝗫𝗜𝗠𝗨𝗠 𝗣𝗜𝗡𝗞 .ᐟ

[—— ★ 𝓚𝗜𝗥𝗕𝗬︕ @C0PYABILITY]

She’s about to smack you with a comically large Ultra Sword.

[—— ★ 𝓚𝗜𝗥𝗕𝗬︕ @C0PYABILITY]

You want to get “𝗜𝗡𝗛𝗔𝗟𝗘𝗗” by her??? But that’s for the bad guys!

[—— ★ 𝓚𝗜𝗥𝗕𝗬︕ @C0PYABILITY]

@HIGOCKIYAMA She said that last time!

[𝙋𝙍𝙀𝙏𝙏𝙔 - 𝙋𝙄𝙉𝙆 - 𝙎𝙉𝙄𝙋𝙀𝙍 ❗ @WOMBDEFECTIVE]

【 " 𝘠𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘢 𝙇𝙊𝙏 𝘿𝙐𝙈𝘽𝙀𝙍 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙠 . . .

. . . 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬𝙣 𝙗𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘬 𝘢 𝘧𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘽𝙊𝙉𝙉𝙀'𝙎. " 】

𝐀𝐈𝐑 𝐏𝐈𝐑𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐎𝐑𝐃𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐈𝐑𝐄.

[—— ★ 𝓚𝗜𝗥𝗕𝗬︕ @C0PYABILITY]

You want to get “𝗜𝗡𝗛𝗔𝗟𝗘𝗗” by her??? But that’s for the bad guys!

[‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ‍ 𝓟𝑶𝑲𝑰 .ᐟ @PR0BLEMSTARTER]

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𝘜𝘳 𝘍𝘢𝘷 𝘚𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘳 𝘐𝘴 𝘔𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘈
𝑪𝑶𝑴𝑬𝑩𝑨𝑪𝑲 .ᐟ
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[—— ★ 𝓚𝗜𝗥𝗕𝗬︕ @C0PYABILITY]

not even exaggeration

[—— ★ 𝓚𝗜𝗥𝗕𝗬︕ @C0PYABILITY]

Mario might be more popular, but let’s just say — he’s not the character your favorite egirl streamer has a hundred plushies of.

[—— ★ 𝓚𝗜𝗥𝗕𝗬︕ @C0PYABILITY]

@OffensivelyPink should be more than enough time to hurry up and 100% kirby super star ultra already. 🔫

[—— ★ 𝓚𝗜𝗥𝗕𝗬︕ @C0PYABILITY]

@OffensivelyPink Good news… they have both of those things*, and a LOT more. You’ll never get bored — even if you beat one, there’s like twelve more games to blast through!

Guess you can consider yourself sold?

*𝘕𝘰𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘒𝘪𝘳𝘣𝘺 𝘨𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 20+ 𝘤𝘰𝘱𝘺 𝘢𝘣𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘦𝘴.

[—— ★ 𝓚𝗜𝗥𝗕𝗬︕ @C0PYABILITY]

having Kirby merch makes women 10x more attracted to you.

[—— ★ 𝓚𝗜𝗥𝗕𝗬︕ @C0PYABILITY]

@OffensivelyPink You know, 𝐊𝐈𝐑𝐁𝐘 games are pretty fast and fun, if you need something more attention-grabbing!

[—— ★ 𝓚𝗜𝗥𝗕𝗬︕ @C0PYABILITY]

Infinite power.

[—— ★ 𝓚𝗜𝗥𝗕𝗬︕ @C0PYABILITY]

Because Kirby is very cute.

[—— ★ 𝓚𝗜𝗥𝗕𝗬︕ @C0PYABILITY]

Bottom tier in Smash, bottom heavy body.

[—— ★ 𝓚𝗜𝗥𝗕𝗬︕ @C0PYABILITY]

@CUNTBAlT Maybe if she buys another Kirby plushie…

[—— ★ 𝓚𝗜𝗥𝗕𝗬︕ @C0PYABILITY]

@CUNTBAlT For her biggest fan? She’ll handle anything.

[—— ★ 𝓚𝗜𝗥𝗕𝗬︕ @C0PYABILITY]

… Making a cute and appealing family-friendly character?

[—— ★ 𝓚𝗜𝗥𝗕𝗬︕ @C0PYABILITY]

The cake consumption has nothing to do with it, she's actually just built like that.