sam

girls are gross and i know this for a fact | 18 - she/her

[sam @C0URTBORT]

in honor of the new smosh hotline 😤 here we go fellas

[sam @C0URTBORT]

@Co_Mill i double dog dare you to draw me a smiley face so i can get it tattooed 🥺

[Gus Danger Johnson @Gusbuckets]

bad news this is no good

[sam @C0URTBORT]

HOO HOOOOOOO I CANT WAIT TO WEAR THIS @smosh @Co_Mill !!!!!!

[•amanda• @Co_MillsValley]

COURTNEY MILLER AND JOE BERETA DUETING TO AINT NO MOUNTAIN HIGH ENOUGH HAS ADDED 40 YEARS TO MY LIFE

[courtney @Co_Mill]

you could hit me with every mean curse word in the book and I’m tough as a rock but as soon you call me asymmetrical I’m fuckin done for

[sam @C0URTBORT]

@atomicmaricorn i’ve been looking too and this is the closest i’ve found!! https://t.co/A9RlkotzAh

[sam @C0URTBORT]

hi @Co_Mill i’m listening to your spotify playlist and purification ritual is making me cry. who gave you the right to make such a BOMB playlist?

[Gus Danger Johnson @Gusbuckets]

when my neighbor denise says i have to please stop shitting in her pool

[sam @C0URTBORT]

cough cough defy (day 12)

[sam @C0URTBORT]

in honor of the new smosh hotline 😤 here we go fellas

[sam @C0URTBORT]

day 11 😂😳🤔

[sam @C0URTBORT]

i’m bandwagoning

Appearance (10p each)
-brown eyes
-dark brown hair
-5’2”

Music taste (20p each)
-cage the elephant
-surf curse
-dean martin

Other (30p each)
-movie geek
-video games!!!
-plays lots of instruments

[sam @C0URTBORT]

cancel culture can suck a dick

[sam @C0URTBORT]

@TheJovenshire @LaserCorn the most dad thing he’s ever done. more dad than having a child.

[Ian Hecox @SmoshIan]

My mom: How’s life in LA?
Me:

[sam @C0URTBORT]

if mcr can come back then so can the damien and shayne show @smosh

[sam @C0URTBORT]

@THRILLENTS on it boss

[sam @C0URTBORT]

the gc has been made, dm me if you still want to be added <333

[sam @C0URTBORT]

uhhhhh anyone want to make a group chat? lol i want friends on smosh twit :’)))