Your mom lol

[Your mom lol @C0ckJuicer]

I just had a wonderful and fun idea. Everytime we hit record temps, we kill a billionaire until it stops. It's like sacrifices but they actually work this time.

[Your mom lol @C0ckJuicer]

Yearly reminder that if you think aot is the greatest animated show ever you should not procreate. Also fuck Mariah Carey.

[Your mom lol @C0ckJuicer]

Thinking about fortnite 😔

[Your mom lol @C0ckJuicer]

If you are a subscription based service that requires in person payments, you have to have weekend hours. Like deadass just give me an online option. I can get my card stolen by temu but my gym won't let me pay online? I hate capitalism, but especially people who are bad at it.

[Your mom lol @C0ckJuicer]

If you prefer circle knobs over handles on your kitchen cabinets, just know that I'm your biggest opp.

[Your mom lol @C0ckJuicer]

Call my dick a rocket the way it's 95+% piss

[Your mom lol @C0ckJuicer]

No I'm not overreacting. People who post spoilers like that are either some form of ism or excommunicated from all their social groups for being annoying and likely a devil's advocate

[Your mom lol @C0ckJuicer]

Friendly reminder that if you post manga or anime spoilers you're supposed to have a slide that says spoiler first, not just have it raw on your post. People who don't should just kill themselves because they will never contribute anything to society other than a case.

[Your mom lol @C0ckJuicer]

Who needs a bidet when I can just use a public restroom? Those toilets be having more backwash than a preschooler. I want to shit not get my prostate checked 😔

[Your mom lol @C0ckJuicer]

The hardest part about the eldenring dlc is my computer can't run it properly so my inputs are delayed 😔

[Your mom lol @C0ckJuicer]

@NotSuicuu I roll so much my button gets stuck. I'm talking about people who run cheesy builds and multiple summons and then go in the comment sections like "I actually beat it 2nd try, not that hard"

[Your mom lol @C0ckJuicer]

Bitches be saying that a boss is easy but then don't drop their build when someone asks. Like, okay mr. Mimic tear, int/faith build that never approaches the boss.

[Your mom lol @C0ckJuicer]

I think storing my mason jar of moonshine in a whataburger bag is one of the most American things I can do. TF IS A KILOMETER? 🦅

[Your mom lol @C0ckJuicer]

I need to be mauled by a cougar, preferably of the bipedal variety

[Your mom lol @C0ckJuicer]

@RadioGenoa People who think this is the correct thing to do are the same people who would've supported the british killing american colonists. He's unarmed you dumb fucks. Shooting an unarmed man while he's already surrounded by two officers who could easily restrain him, totally epic.

[Your mom lol @C0ckJuicer]

@elonmusk I would rather the birth rate in every country plummet than have to see another shitty suburb built in a rural or natural area

[Your mom lol @C0ckJuicer]

@kayzeBUGHA Happens to me all the time, especially after swapping or sprinting

[Your mom lol @C0ckJuicer]

@HydraSZN Try not boxing up against the weapon that excels at close range and has an uppercut. Just build some to the side instead of only boxing and you should've been able to clear enough space to boogie or pop a mini. Why run boogies if you're gonna be in box where you can't use em

[Your mom lol @C0ckJuicer]

@_jaqck Maybe run one of the several items that negate fall damage if you're gonna build in the air.

[Your mom lol @C0ckJuicer]

I hope one day that someone famous hates me. Like an all consuming, mentions me by name and I end up with death threats or removed from the platform kind of hates me.