Cody Pittman

enjoy and have fun!

[Cody Pittman @C0dypittman]

When bae says she's home alone but the plane already took off...

[Tony Hawk @tonyhawk]

Guy asks for a picture with me, woman nearby says “I don’t know who you are”
me: I don’t expect you to
her: what do you do?
me: I’m a pro skateboarder
her: are you from Huntington Beach?
me: no, I’m from San Diego
her: so you’re not that guy with red hair that won the Olympics?

[Cody Pittman @C0dypittman]

I don’t wanna wait, for this storm to blow overrrr. ⛈ ☔️

[Cody Pittman @C0dypittman]

Till then please, let us bank this bread 🥖

[Cody Pittman @C0dypittman]

Big L coming soon

[TJ 🎮 @suburbynwise]

I’m convinced that people who drive with both hands on the wheel are serial killers.

[Cody Pittman @C0dypittman]

I don’t wanna wait.. for my lawn to get mowered 🌱🌿🌾

[Cody Pittman @C0dypittman]

Almost forgot about my daily wait...

[Cody Pittman @C0dypittman]

I don’t wanna wait, for my dog to grow older. 🎶

[THOMAS OLIVEIRA @Temperrr]

RT IF YOU WANT #MW2REMASTERED

[Cody Pittman @C0dypittman]

#Idontwannawait for my frog, to croke overrr 🎶 🎵 🐸

[Cody Pittman @C0dypittman]

I don’t wanna wait, for my fridge to get colderrr 🎶

[Cody Pittman @C0dypittman]

This is Cody’s FBI agent just checking in.

[Cody Pittman @C0dypittman]

@MTashed *lands precision shot with sniper*
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*Registers literally 2 seconds later*

[Cody Pittman @C0dypittman]

Legendary.

[Cody Pittman @C0dypittman]

Aye girl I’m cody, I like long walks on the beach and gas station hot dogs? 🌭

[Cody Pittman @C0dypittman]

@crystalfairy_ Life motto

[Cody Pittman @C0dypittman]

Stubbing your pinky toe is up there with being stabbed

[Cody Pittman @C0dypittman]

Just saw a deaf dude get shook by thunder, that’s how you know shit just got real

[VICE News @VICENews]

Toxic algae is killing thousands of fish in Florida and making people sick https://t.co/pIlPy4qcnN

[Cody Pittman @C0dypittman]

I wonder if I went to school with someone that became a weather reporter