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Hi! I'm Kees Kapteyn, an author from Ottawa. I'm just here posting my observations and occasional opinions. 😏

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@Shameless11624 @chrischuckry He's Trudeau in a blue suit! Same lies, different party! Vote NDP!!

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@ParabolicOcelot @KevinChong1975 Well that's not true, everyone tells you how to write one after it's already printed.

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In a sink full of Ganges, I'd remain...

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@mmmbarclay I really loved the Neil Young biography; Neil and Me, written by his dad.

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@tagaq Alas, how can it not be?!

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@RobGMacfarlane The death of Pierrot in Heather O'Neill's @lethal_heroine The Lonely Hearts Hotel left me distraught.

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@hockeyesque Well yeah, I'm like, sitting here waiting for it!

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Can someone explain why the restrooms STILL aren't open at Strathcona Park in #Ottcity? #publictoilets @GottaGoCampaign

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With all the bad news coming out of the Tokyo Olympics lately, I find myself surprised when they actually let someone win...

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@oldTOseries I don't think I would have passed up an opportunity to see Yngwie live... so why did I??

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@lethal_heroine Let me translate: "Stop that! Stop it! Stop being so weird!" *turns to you, wagging tail* "Why is she being so weird, mum? Why is she moving like that?" *turns back* "Stop that!"

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@byron_queen Well, damn!

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@ivancoyote The concept of cooties really helped my students when learning social distancing

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@TheDHTaylor Yeah I definitely see some Disney licensing all over this

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@hockeyesque Hit 'em first, negotiate later.

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@lethal_heroine Laughing at the people double-taking at your last point. Gender is a spectrum, a journey between two poles.

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@LenardMonkman1 I'm sitting on my front deck, constantly wondering 'is something burning?'.

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Jeff Bezos: Flying Dick

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Confront denialism and systemic racism whenever and wherever possible. High five @WabKinew

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@Laurenbdavis @WabKinew The man is a pillar of composure. I have lost it.