Clueless

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

Dear son,

[Fortune @Fortunemash]

Remember what he always said about the month of August

[Clueless @C1ueless_]

@degendan101 @riverdyor $AFFRIM
$AFFRIM
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[Daniele Sgarbini @_sgarbini]

The last time I wrote one of these was Useless coin at $13m and we all know how that went.

I’m bullish on $SOLAMI if the team can execute and it's the only meme I feel genuinely spiritual about. Here’s why:

1. The Meme of the Chain

Let’s get one thing straight:

Solami is the Solana of memes. Not a side play. Not a copy pasta.

Solami is a meme born on Solana, about Solana, for Solana - a celebration of the chain that minted more millionaires than any other this cycle.

And it’s not just me saying it.

Ansem has used the term Solami: https://t.co/jCXG69zJgR

Even Solana Labs themselves have also used the word 'Solami' which picked up close to 500k views:
https://t.co/r0V9dKLebS

The word is real. It’s in the code now which means this isn't just another shitcoin. It's a mirror. A joke so good it might just make Solana change their profile picture to it.

That’s the mission. That’s the prophecy.

2. Spiritual Ownership

There are two types of people. The person who fades Solana or the person who thanks it.

Buying $SOLAMI is our way of giving back to the chain that changed lives. It’s a chance to stake our claim in the story.

This isn’t about utility. This is about faith and appreciating the very chain that made everything possible.

We’re not betting on a roadmap. We’re memeing our respect into the chain itself.

3. 1 SOLAMI = 1 SOL (kinda)

It’s a meme, yeah. But also... not really.

We say “1 SOLAMI = 1 SOL” as a joke but the idea is real.

Solami is SOL’s soul in meme form, a distilled, hilarious, tribal expression of everything Solana has built.

We’re not here to be the next BONK. We’re here to crown the chain with the meme it deserves.

4. If Buttcoin Hit $45M… Then What Are We Even Doing

Buttcoin, a parody of Bitcoin peaked at $45M.

A Bitcoin meme… ON SOLANA… did that.

So why can’t a Solana meme native to its own chain smash that number?

The Goal is Simple

✅ Build the strongest meme community on Solana
✅ Hit a market cap that makes the world pay attention
✅ Force the Solana team to change their PFP to Solami

That’s it. That’s the dream. And it’s way more fun than fading the chain that made people rich.

Solana is the future. Solami is the meme of the future.

Let’s cook 🫡