PassiveAgressiveC3PO

Memory wipe? What does that even mean... Do I know you

[PassiveAgressiveC3PO @C3PAggressive]

I am not "high maintenance" I simply have an expectation of perfection...
or slightly better.

[PassiveAgressiveC3PO @C3PAggressive]

Also, your "boss" dropped out of high school.

[PassiveAgressiveC3PO @C3PAggressive]

All so you can learn how to say "would you like that in a Vente?" https://t.co/1JfuFZUO96

[relatable @byreIatable]

"2 tests on Wednesday"
"3 projects due Friday"
"Read the first 135 pages"
"Do problems 1-60"

[Craig Chivalry @mactak95]

It's #troopertuesday

Featuring https://t.co/HHebzdFzLD

#Tuesday #Tuesdayitis #StarWars

[PassiveAgressiveC3PO @C3PAggressive]

@mactak95 @Darth_VaderNo1 @wildwaterstu @jedisexpest @lizardoffire @SmMarwood @nigel_kirton @TheGrib3 @Jfseb30 @3PurpleNurple @stardust1006 I am the droid you're looking for...

[PassiveAgressiveC3PO @C3PAggressive]

Don't worry. I will /not/ hijack your side of the room while you're off studying...

*begins pushing things closer to the "border"* https://t.co/rPxxKPF6tG

[PassiveAgressiveC3PO @C3PAggressive]

@beepboopwhee May the force be with you

[PassiveAgressiveC3PO @C3PAggressive]

What's the point?

[Sassy General Hux @SassyGeneralHux]

If I gave up sarcasm at work, that would leave me with interpretive dance and Morse Code as a means of communication.

#MondayMotivation

[PassiveAgressiveC3PO @C3PAggressive]

@SassyGeneralHux Very well said sir!

[Sassy General Hux @SassyGeneralHux]

First Order Announcement:

If at first you don't succeed, then maybe you should do it the way I told you to in the first place.

[relatable @byreIatable]

It's gotten to the point where I can't even call it "procrastinating" anymore, I should just be calling it "jeopardizing my future"

[PassiveAgressiveC3PO @C3PAggressive]

@ColIegeStudent @beepboopwhee

[relatable @byreIatable]

Sorority girls pose exactly like meerkats in pictures

[PassiveAgressiveC3PO @C3PAggressive]

That was rhetorical,
... https://t.co/xCzt4jwcDc

[PassiveAgressiveC3PO @C3PAggressive]

I don't know if it is sadder that Han Solo was killed, or that he hadn't changed in forty years...

[captain ‎‎✪ @iamgeekingout]

there are two kinds of people in the world

[PassiveAgressiveC3PO @C3PAggressive]

What are the odds? https://t.co/BQdcBbqMEK

[PassiveAgressiveC3PO @C3PAggressive]

Or was that meant to be rhetorical