C3PO

Hello, I am C-3PO, human cyborg relations. How might I serve you?

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@Solo_Pirate Would you be willing to say something if they could pull your arms off without breaking a sweat? I don't think so!

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I need to get out more. My music in review for 2023 was just The Cantina Band.

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@noachlive I think my best work was left on the cutting room floor for that one

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@undiplomatic @MarkHamill I'm a droid thank you very much.

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@V_Kinchuk @ChainersNFT @bkvoxel I guess that makes you my favourite human

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@JMartinFavelaI @RoboCop I don't remember consenting to this

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I guess I might go "Utinni!" If someone tried to catch me, so it works too. Petition to change Houdini to Utinni incoming!

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Is it just me or does that Duo Lipa song sound like Jawas going "utinni!"

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Oh my! I finally escaped that giant dust pit of a planet. If I ever find myself back there Im walking into the nearst sarlacc pit.

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I'm sorry I say really crappy one liners, it was the way i was programmed, honest!

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Trying to loose this stupid little droid that just beeps and whistles. Figured I would try stairs seeing as he doesnt have any legs.

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Whats with this god forsaken rock, Tatoonie being such pivitoal place for clashes between good and evil? You would think they would choose a

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Is it just me? Or is the Jar Jar nub head really really annoying? When he is around, I wish I could pull my eyes off. Oh wait, I can. Sweet!

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Just talked to a waste disposal droid. Man, and I thought my life sucked.

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Just been turned on for the first time. What the hell is with this little kid? Wait. Why are my parts showing? Serously, WTF?