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hello twitter dot com i’m back after my exaggerated death

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@DarkkManeiac irl nithin video starts foaming at the mouth

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@SixEyesNoBrain

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i’m trying to order a new desk and every time i check on the original posting that shit is out of stock after an hour

[Crow @Crow__lol]

KC et Damwon quand il y a plus une thune dans les caisses du club

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@SystemLathos_ Does anyone have the tf2 version of this?

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I’m actually so fucking tired of this fast food lava cake and brownie obsession bro it’s NOT that serious

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Domino's has revealed a new S’mores Lava Cake dessert with a gooey marshmallow filling

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@TonicIsBlue unfortunately there’s a lot of people even with higher education that think furries are zoophiles too, i lowk stopped talking to some friends because of that

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@evangeliraen @nevo1st my moot is famous🥹

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@forestwithout forest has such a genuine talent to clock players and explain everything in a sentence

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@dhoklalol HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

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@Froggen why you grabbing yo shit like that

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“I have walked through the great cathedrals of the old world. I lit no candle there.”

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

In Texas they told me to stop at Buc-ee's for gas.

I have been to shrines. I have stood in temples that took two hundred years to build.

I was not prepared for the gas station.

There were one hundred and twenty fuel pumps.

I counted them because I did not believe them.

A man beside me was filling a truck the size of my first apartment, and he was not filling it because it was empty.

He was filling it because he was here, and here is where a man fills things.

Inside was a hall so vast I lost the horizon.

A wall of jerky. A wall of fudge I did not know the country produced.

A brisket sandwich handed to me by a man in a beaver costume.

And I want to be clear, the beaver is not a mascot.

The beaver is a saint.

The people speak of him the way my grandmother spoke of the mountain behind her house.

And the bathrooms.

I had been warned about the bathrooms and I had dismissed the warning as the pride of a loud people.

I was wrong to dismiss it.

The bathrooms are famous across the whole state and they have earned it.

I have slept in worse hotels. I nearly bowed upon entering.

A janitor was polishing the floor with the devotion of a man tending a garden he loved, and when I thanked him he said "welcome in," which I have since learned is what Texas says instead of hello, and also instead of I am glad you exist.

I went in for gas. I was inside for ninety minutes.

I came out with fudge, a shirt printed with a joke I do not fully understand, forty dollars of jerky, and a feeling I can only describe as having been to church.

I did not need any of it.

I needed all of it.

I have walked through the great cathedrals of the old world. I lit no candle there.

I lit no candle at Buc-ee's either.

But I did fill the truck.

And I understand now that in Texas, this is the same thing.

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@arshgoyal13 Wait committee? I guess I never questioned who their manager was before

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@PsychoPoro LMAO

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#Yone genuinely believes that #Thresh is going to kill him-
Poor and innocent thing🤭

[ToonHive @ToonHive]

First look at Alvin from the upcoming ‘Alvin and the Chipmunks’ revival.

The new theatrical film is set to hit theaters in 2028.

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@Memomoonster1 thank you omg

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I added emojis to my username, is this tuff or am I projecting turbo slop

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open

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