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Just waiting for Publisher's Clearing House to knock on my door

[CA @CAA2721]

@techgirl1908 Got you in Va

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@briantylercohen I met him on a flight last fall and he flew coach and sat in the middle seat. Legend.

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@gayguycandleco Golden Girls, The Office, and Seinfeld are my go tos.

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@AprilRe14828678 @notcapnamerica Can confirm. Received $400, voted Democrat.

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@Jeffdc5 That man sent me 400 bucks last week to vote Republican

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@notcapnamerica One of my favorite stories to tell is when my great grandmother tearfully said, "Poor Macy was singing so pretty until that damn chandelier fell on her." Literally an insane soap opera moment that had her all emotional as she told us about it.

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@WajahatAli Commanders are typically a first half team. Still hoping they can pull it off tho.

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@lawler4ny @JamaalBowmanNY I was on a plane with Senator Warnock two weeks ago and he sat in the middle seat in coach like a champ.

[pb&jeremy @Pisces_Prince_]

Her in between periods:

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@jaketapper

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@taylorswift13 I want to go again and again and again.

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@MrNateDunn @notcapnamerica I thought of this one too!

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

Me showing up to the Trump trial

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

how fucked up is this: some Texas dipshit was firing his AR-15 into the air and his neighbors asked him to please stop and so he shot them all dead on the spot. four adults. one child. what the fuck. this is why the rest of the world thinks we've lost our fucking minds

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@notcapnamerica 90 Day Fiance is a favorite

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@Jeffdc5 Think it was part of the settlement?

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Clarence Thomas Receives New Friendship Bracelet From Harlan Crow https://t.co/pRqjHcvBKp

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but:

[CSPAN @cspan]

Exchange between @jonstewart and @DepSecDef Kathleen Hicks on the defense budget: "I can't figure out how $850 billion to a department means that the rank and file still have to be on food stamps. To me, that's fucking corruption."