Chase 🤠

[Clyde “Curly” Dunes 🫶 @ClydeCurlyDunes]

Brian Kelly running operations at The Open

[BetMGM 🦁 @BetMGM]

Mercedes-Benz Stadium in Atlanta has hosted the...

-World Cup
-Super Bowl
-National Championship
-SEC Championship
-MLS Cup
-Copa America

But it has never hosted a Falcons playoff game

[🍺man (Realist) @kcsports69]

Democrats and Republicans who claim they hate each other when it’s time to pass a 2 trillion dollar aid package for Israel

[zedsamcat🏳️‍🌈✡️ @zedsamcat]

Wonder how she feels about sex on TV

[Cruz Oxenreider @TheRealCruzOx]

This should have been the play of the game...

[BoomerGary1958 @garyboomer58]

My son had $40k saved up to buy his first house

Found one he liked and placed an offer $10k over asking

But he was outbid… by another $40k

Poor kid was crushed

The high bidder? Me

So to cheer him up I told him I’ll rent it to him at market rate

He and both our realtors stood and applauded my kindness

[Sidelines - Bama @SSN_Alabama]

Former Alabama QB Mac Jones on @BussinWTB discussing Alabama’s undefeated 2020 season:

“People don’t realize we played an all-SEC schedule. There were no New Mexico States on there.

We’re going against Ole Miss, then next week A&M… I think people underestimated that part of it.

No one has ever done that. No one’s gonna ever play an all-SEC schedule again.”

[Travis Akers 🇺🇸 @travisakers]

If you are in line to speak with Mitch McConnell for just about 20 minutes, stay in line.

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

I spoke to McConnell for about 20 minutes this morning.

He said we should end the war with Iran, quit giving aid to Israel, stop spying on Americans without a warrant, and he’s really sorry about how my primary turned out.

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

@ScottJenningsKY Scott's conversation with Mitch

[Rep. Jack Kimble @RepJackKimble]

I spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell this morning, the senior Senator from Kentucky. He’s still recovering in the hospital. We talked for just shy of 45 minutes. He's so sharp. Just like always he let me do all of the talking. He's a great listener. After that we prayed silently for awhile and had a staring contest. Just like always, he beat me. I told him we want to see him back at work as soon as possible.

[Joe Metz @JoeMetz34]

I fear that this is going to go triple-platinum this NFL season

[Chase 🤠 @CAA2O2O]

This should be 2-0 or 3-0 right now lol USA is playing so soft

[JaguarGator9 @JaguarGator9NFL]

“Balogun should decline to play”

[Brave Yard Shift @BraveYardShift]

Please keep Megan’s family in your prayers, we lost a great one

[Chase 🤠 @CAA2O2O]

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[Adam Sandler @AdamSandler]

Happy 250th America!!!!!
🇺🇸

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

That’s history right there, you understand? 🇺🇸

[Ingenuous Firebrand 🐆🇺🇸 @ING2Firebrand]

Ben Franklin didn’t plow through dozens and dozens of French whores so that you could abide by fireworks ordinances

[Matt Smethurst @MattSmethurst]

“History began on July 4, 1776. Everything before that was a mistake.”

— Ron Swanson 🇺🇸